Should "Mad Dog" get a new pair of army dentures .

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" today today unhappy day too late or'throws thy friends thy fortune and thy state ." Shakespeare's Richard the second . 

 Today " Mad Dog(g), Maddus, showed that the Congress makes lofty rules only for the amusement of those out there in Tee Vee land and breaks them whenever convenient . 

 Having just departed the military , MDG will be able to bypass the seven year waiting as a civilian,and keep his Marine underwear on while wearing a suit as civilian head of the military industrial complex .

 The appellation "Mad Dog(g) was allegedly earned while slaughtering people in their own countries . Heroically , of course . But I have my suspicions .

 Mad dog and I are both afflicted with the same speech impediment of letting the air out of the sides of our tongue when pronouncing the letter "S . "

 Though this sound is an Integral part of oriental languages it plays no role in our meager Christian catalog of 26 letters .

 A competent speech therapist cured me at the age of nine . Mad dog had the entire unaudited resources up to and including nuclear weapons of the military industrial complex, yet he still doesn't say it, he sprays it .

 So does "Mad Dog(g") come from gleefully slaughtering , or from uncontrollable drooling ? 

 Soldier one : No wait here . 

 Soldier two : He'll get pissed!

 Soldier one : That's the whole point . Wait till he foams at the mouth then we'll go . 

 Maddus : Seee-on-ov-ah-biss ! Darzz see-vill-ans leff alive ! 

 Soldier one : We better go Daffy duck wants us to kill more civilians . 

 And so it became most like it was . 

 

 

 

 

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