My Muck Cob Brie - NON GMO gluten free cheesy poem

Do you like to date.?

i am ready ,,,,are you...???

seen on this macbook screen - w0w hew r eye candy quite
beauty found looking at thee - what a glorious sight
as viewed from any angle (especially plane right), 
i try 2b fair n square per inclined to share profound or trite
about myself trying to avoid being 
   circle hum que sh us - only good hue moor 2 in vite.

noah great expectations arise - 
just the mindfulness to enjoy 
   this moment b4 i end with countless byes
or if while doodling, forging, inter
   locking words this chap suddenly dyes
his hair fifty shades of gray to ward den off lord of the flies. 

anyway if eventually disinterested,
   ya need not respond
nar x plane change of heart 
   yet if further intrigue takes a hold
   just skip a flat rock across the pond
versus if ja cents thar haint a snow
   balls chance in helsinki of a bond.

hullo from the eastern sea board
of these united states - no always in a chord
like a sputter model t ford
with each other - sum give others hoard

unlike meself, an additional pray 2 zee lord
boot i tend 2b agnostic n feel 
   charles darwin scored 
with his theory of eve a lou shun - 
  i attest held captive by zoological ward.

this veritable unknown crew sir o'er the net
    offered his semi best
width cheers n hmm...tables for any guest
that might stop by at perry load 
   roar of the tiger woods edge
   and ideally nada bee a stinging pest

respond if the spirit doth strike
or...tell me to take a hike
along the boulevard o broken dreams
   down by the weathered up dyke.

hens with roosting intuition, this egg head stranger can c
your aura, dogma, karma, patina, persona, uvula 
   exudes the potential for glee
perhaps even for...me
ordained princess, quite rational, sensible, thoughtful, 
   unpretentious, vivacious, wise, witty, xyz...

my apologies if a portion or all this message utterly baffling
   cuz words thine liquor i imbibe
which might very closely resemble 
   other material sent by this scribe
boot if displeased in my word choice - 
   as most - go ahead 4 i yam ready 4 a dye a tribe.

neither adam nor eve to blame
noah reason this ac/dc charged 
   4 me 2b a cracked link in the human chain
   beatle browed fun guy - 

  whar my elaborate mode communication seems - 
   more often than not - 2b a drain
upon snap chat pinterest of n unknown gal 
   with bountiful zeal she doth re: frain 

depriving me of positive friendship 2 gain
   who haint no thomas pane
who hopes 4 an acquaintanceship 
   and friendship simple and plain

as expressed in the following quatrain
attempting to endure unpleasant mar writ till rein
from dis baad bard barred arse 
   who iz newt in sane

despite a hope that the golden finger of fate
   finds me riding with u2 
   and bard naked ladies
   on a con fed er ration gravy train

peopled with sundry lives, 
   some of which persons vane
while above in the heavens, 
   the moon shadows doth wax and wane.
 
this ordinary human finds himself a mystery withal terrestrial
firmament and frequently feels in a feverish pitch
at his existence seers the temple
mounted upon this slender frame - wrought by 

combination of genetics in tandem with exercise
which latter helps to sublimate the coiled
tension wound tightly like an indestructible
spring without healthy medium to channel emotions
fraught within me might find demise

that would rent asunder literate fellow
and thus annihilate with no trace
one true valued father of two me special lovely lasses
as just another statistic among the obituaries.

yiddish for my mother's father - finicky about 

accepting brief text if...the mood compels ye to leave a message.

otherwise-thank u much for merely typing out a singular reply
boosting revival of my fading creed dance per this guy.
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It's late...... Let's we meet!!!