No, I do not like our comforter

No, I do not like our comforter because it is too small

I do not like our comforter, no not at all!

My feet are exposed, when I go to sleep at night 

My toes are cold, and dammit, that is just not right!

I tried to adjust them, at night when we rest

But when I pull up the covers, they barely reach my chest!

At night, when my wife pulls the covers away

Our comforter falls on the floor, much to my dismay!

She vehemently denies stealing the sheets, each night without proof

As I stare at the back of her head for hours, shivering in my birthday suit!