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I been dating this guy for 12 long hard years!
Ended up caring his child.
Now that my son is 10 years old.
He's the man of the house.
Instead his dad took a toll of treating hisself
like he was the spouse(I said hell, he might as well).
Sooooo....he joined his self in and said...welcome to my place!
He's taken up the right side of space; in the bed.
Yeah, that's what he said.
His stash of weed and cigerette's encase he needed it.
Couldn't help, but he's a comedian thinking it's all laughs and jokes.
When it came down to sex.
He stroke it to the east and stroked it to the west,
but when it was time to stroke it to the side i love best
was the north and the south.
Man listen; it was strike out... 5 minutes of fame and 5 minutes until he came
then he starts singing a song....Singing...
His sperm is free, his sperm is free, thank God almighty
I released my sperm from the blast!
Yeah, those were the little tiny mitches that gave me stitches.
So, I been with this man that I took a chance,
but uhmmmmm.. not even for the romance!
Which that was looking bad in that department.
He never gave me flowers candy or a card.
He just gave me a shoutout on Valentine's Day and said...I'll holla!
Just to mention this to happened on my Birthday and Holidays.
You would of thought we were already married but without a wedding ring.
Instead, I had a ring around the collar to prove i was his and he was mine.
Shoooooot... after all the years begotten in making me feel rotten.
Might as well say we were married.
Cause he wrote a written agreement
and signed it out on lined paper....from a notebook.
Stating That we are hand in hand together.
He stand proud to be the husband for me and a wife for him!
Thought things were funny...
how about he dropped on his knees and laughed and joked and
said ...baby will you please marry me
and handed me.... a ring pop!
Not a night goes by we fuss and fight like husband and wife.
Now his dating plans were like a dating game putting other men in shame.
He took me out to a resturant!
Were we went and ended at...pulled up to Mcdonald's drive threw and
had the nerve to order on the $1 menu.
Hes Talking about im loven it theme song
and this dude knew he was in the wrong.
As he was speaking and ordering he was on my hit list
Cus he had me pissed cause the must of knew what i wanted ...
yes, i was fronted like i didnt want Mickey D's Ill have
a mc double with cheese.
I wasnt to happy for that choice.
I had to voice my own opionion.. of telling him thank u and please dont choose a fast food resturant!
If he ever wanted to be my friend he better not do that again!
Yes i had to settle for less!
Even though it wasnt the best!
So the dating game got lame
and i tried to bring the flame
but a comedian had to much fame!
Always out with his friends.
Even though they were all to old
to be hanging on the block around the clock
like they were Boys from the Hood and that wasnt good!
Blowing up jokes at the spots
throwing up shots of liquar of MD20/20
and beer of old English,
like they were ballers!
That is to old!
Bold to be Black but bringing the 80's back with fake gold mediallians!
Stunting like there stallionaire's from Belvordaire!
Wow ...really!
That is wack make's a crackhead caught a heart attack like Fred Stanford!
Yelling out..old school shout outs like..
Yo, Bird is the Word!
But the caught 22 is they all profiling like 2000!
Just with upgraded ...diamond wedding rings with alot of bling bling!
To old to play when ur game is over
when ur spouse is in the house
living like the glamous life.
