I'm in no rush to get married today
Which is funny because I'm rushing to the honeymoon
I got it all backwards as I'm an expert at working in reverse
Unorthodox is my relationships
Unconventional methods to my madness
Broken rules leads to broken hearts
But still they were meant to be broken
Shattered they become puzzling
So I've decided to make a game out of putting the pieces together
So it'll all make sense to me yet again
So I can pretend to have all the answers
Groomed myself to avoid being a groom
Jumping witches brooms to achieve a sense of matrimony
It just isn't in the cards for me anymore
I'm not in a rush to get married today
So maybe I should take things slow from now on