My mind is like Amityville
I bring with me a little bit of calamity still
I have no need to curse but disperse words of wisdom at will
The waters that surround my thoughts are never still
I do it all for the lyrical kill
I like to have some kind of information instill
A piece of my intellectual will
Most of the time I do it
Because I like the thrill
Jack and Jill cried up the hill
Because at the bottom
Were their parents burned up in Sodom
Gomorrah
I read up in the Torah
May soon be time to say bye bye
A moment to dry the tear in your eyes
I can hear the replies and the sighs of my endearing lyrical tries
My words they defy
High grammar found only in the sky
No need to try to copy
Because if you do its gonna come out sloppy
Go eat a bagel with poppy
Seeds I plant in the minds of those who read
Either get deformed or transformed
I speak and think abnorm
Its not fault
I dropped out of court
Then ran to the sea port
To go catch myself a seagull
Like Steven Seagal
Who used to be my pal
Til he fattened up and now sits on my couch
And he wonders how
He doesn't have the fame
He used to have when people knew his name
Its just not the same
Its totally a shame
But he got the money and not the habit of losing
While I go continue to be refusing to conform
Because I like to be so not normal
My speech can be casual or formal
I remain zany a little bit brainy
Maybe you could call me nerdy
Or say that I speak absurdly
But it really doesn't hurt me
I drive like Mad Max
Without the ax
I speak lyrical anthrax
That once it hits you
You become a person changed
Either become estranged or deranged
But in the end
You will greatly thank me
Try not to spank me
Right now I'm drawing a blank screen
White
Wash like tomb stones
I seem to have grown
But my trueness will not be known
Even though it is always shown
Many will take this
Try to replicate
Or duplicate or maybe try to eradicate
I am not saying I'm the head of the grammatical state
My intentions are to inspire and motivate
And at times I take some time to educate
Allow me to reiterate
This is just some thoughts that came passing
This is not the real me, this isn't lasting!
I have to go back to the kitchen
Because I'm due for some fasting!
SkTzO