The devastating New Orleans hurricane of 2005 is here anthropomorphized into a feminist:
Katrina, feminist
Somewhere, somehow, you lost your eminence
Forsook the prom gown
Refused the hand of every stud in town
Went your own way
Took up Karate
Packed a lengthy piece
Charged the streets like a raving beast
Spread treacherous bays
Instead of good lays
Now the jazz horns for you will only boo
Now artists will smear messy pigments to paint you cruel
Katrina, feminist
Who lost the graceful pose
Who scorned the poet's rose
Somewhere, somehow, you lost your femininity
And caused this sea of suffering enmity....
Note: Feminism is a great philosophy but sometimes becomes extreme.