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It was 06H30 Am on the faithful day of November 2010,
I was directed to Bread & Milk Street in Hell Kitchen,
when I enter the house,
I made a horrifying discovery,
Squatpump was shot and killed
at his home in Bastardstown, Hell Kitchen.
An autopsy found he sustained 27 puncture wounds
and one gunshot wound,
with the bullet found in his left cheek.
According to the Surveillance footage,
the suspect was identified as Jackass Hill,
his genetic signature come to light from the
a bloody left palm print with his
DNA on the bathroom wall.
His DNA was also found in
hair recovered from a bloody wall,
He was apprehended at
Dead Man's Walk Street,
at Bump Ugliest Pass.
Jackass Hill was a disturbed individual,
"Cold, calculating and devious"
with a mountain of criminal records.
He admits that he was the killer,
the jury convicted Jackass Hill of first-degree murder,
in March 2011 and he is serving a life sentence,
at the Top-Security Underwater Facility,
in Hide The Sausage Bridle-Path.
The town of Hell Kitchen gets back to life again.
By Seth Yuhi Musinga
