Apparently You're Confused

We Are the Renegades

We don't conform, we perform because we're the Renegades.

We swagger and sway in a new age because we're the Renegades.

We command respect for our lives and yours because we're the Renegades.

We create novel policy and procedures because we're the Renegades.

We stand up for what is right and true because we're the Renegades.

We go after the bad men and bring ‘em in because we're the Renegades.

We walk and talk in unison because we're the Renegades.

We break the rules that are wrong and follow the rest because we're the Renegades.

We will change this world because we're the Renegades.

Apparently You're Confused

I watch his lips move but I'm totally tuned out. His topic of oration holds no sway in my conscious mind until I hear the “Go” word...sex. “Well have mercy y’all, this is where I actively step into the convo!!!”

  “Let us practice some realism, shall we? Everybody loves sex and if they say they don't they are either lying or are paralyzed from the or vagina on down!!!

But for me sex is an escapade that I live to frolic within!!! Not to mention, I'm damn good at it!!!” He's got all the right words which promise to do this and that, up and down and all around my body. His verbal recitation whets my sexual appetite enough to cause me to run to a flat surface with the speed of Carl Lewis, dragging this poor soul right behind me.

Any favorable opportunity to flex the strength of my Kegel muscles is an opportunity to enslave yet another unsuspecting XY. I do it for chins and grin...

Deception His and Hers Fatal Flaws

His stealth approach is methodical and calculated. By the time she realizes something is amiss, he has moved onto and past his next three victims.

He begins with flattery. Following up with declarations of epically profound feelings. The emotions in question are the "pass key" which affords him entrance into her temple of womanhood and sensual satisfaction.

Once he has stamped his name into her honey pot with powerful penile thrusts, she forfeits her ownership of self to him without hesitation. THIS IS HER fatal flaw #1.

The cash, debit and credit he solicits from her are bestowed upon him with genuflected gratitude. The regular bedroom shenanigans render her inert and incapable of seeing, realizing and accepting the truth of...