I got things I want to do,
Places I need to be,
Been waiting for hours on you,
To give YOU some stuff for free,
This sectional been cleaned by a professional,
Texted you twice no answer - yo' character questionable,
Bent my schedule had to skip church, lord God,
Vacuumed it good and moved it out to the garage,
About to post it on Craigslist again,
Cost me $600 in 2010, about to give it away for free then hit send,
Had 20 people interested, you said you was ready to go,
But I've been waiting for hours, & you still a no show...