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Welcome to
Couple's Therapy
Have a seat
Where would you like to begin?
Remember while one has the floor
I encourage the other to listen
Don't worry about judgements
Feel free to speak your mind
Most importantly don't forget
That it's okay to take your time
Guess I'll start
I'd like to state first that I love my wife
She's the best thing to ever happen to
My life
But lately I've been feeling down
Turning to porn to satisfy my
Thirst
That makes me a dog
I know, I know
Honey, before you become irate
Let me explain
Wait what!?
You said that happened once!
Yeah, I'm surprised
You wait until couple's therapy
To reveal your lies
You knew damn well I'd never
Approve
Now wait a second,
You both agreed you'd listen
While the other speaks...
Hold up
I'm giving him three seconds
To prove that he loves me
Baby, come on
That's irrelevant
We came here voluntarily
Because we want to work on our relationship
Yeah, that's before
I heard about this s***
You bold face lied to me
Last week I came home early
To find him jacking off
What'd you expect,
We don't have sex!
I don't care how much you masturbate
But viewing porn is another thing!
What kind of husband has to look
At other women to get pleasure!?
Even worse, like to see those women objectified!
Sometimes I don't know why
I even try
I feel betrayed!
Anything you'd like to add?
Nah, she's right I guess
I'm trying to understand her perspective
[Silence]
I won't lie, marriage is a bumpy ride
We fight, we make up
Then it's alright
For several days at least
That's accurate.
I'm sorry baby for what I said
You know how I get when I'm upset
After five years together how could I forget
I tell you often that I feel blessed
I just want that physical aspect
Of us
back-
I'm a man, that's my need
It's my duty to give it to my lady on a daily
Why's it always about being a man?
Aren't we both just human?
Plus,
My needs are a bit more complex
I long for more than just mind blowing sex
I thrive off good conversation
Do that, and you have my attention
I feel like I offer those things
Don't forget about your diamond ring
Remember you joked about how'd you always be mine
If I bought you a rock that made everyone blind?
Your friends were jealous when they seen what you had
Babe,
That's not all it takes to be a man
I hear you, I made a shallow joke
Who knew you'd take what I said
Word for word
Let's not delve into
Our relationship timeline
I want to discuss our plans
Tonight
So please place your guns on the ground
and surrender-
Apologize for your bad temper
After,
I'll beg you for forgiveness
For my lustful ways
I never cared when people begged..
Guess I can overlook your confession
Don't doubt my intentions
I'm going to stick around
I know what I have
Plus, you said I look sexy
When I get mad
There's no taking that back
Baby you do
I love so many things about you
Who knew it'd take a couple's therapy session
To remind us of love's valuable lessons
Written by: Dez Sevena
