mamas gone can't reach her
she's too busy greasing
the palms of the preacher
need a wakeup get your own cup
brew your own, mud
aren’t you tired of getting
Starbuck***ed
free Wi-Fi is worth
a cup of Chi tea
why don't they take down
that Xmas tree
who in their right mind
believe in the sanity clause
it's insane, to think
a man can fly a sled
led by reindeer and squeeze
his fat azz into a red suit
every year