7200
4 a lass - see?
alight
alas, to soothe absent fillet she oh blight
fate draws me to forage headlong
into your miniature valley
worm hie itty teensy weensy king
wont exert mush press sha
thus, no need 2 take fright
i scout cyber seas donning
virtual webbed wide wet suit tuber hook
e-bayous pintrest isles light
babbling somewhat left of republican stance
and if absolutely positively unquestioningly
with e'en a subatomic particle interest
please respond albeit try tubby polite...
good morning, noon, or night
quite
right
be right guarded when acquaintanceship
begins out of sight
whereby data bit bay bee bump and grind
thru information superhighway somewhat tight.
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gnarled fingers sturdy as weed
at greased lightening speed
thru lou pee bull rushes reed
justa friendship this poor fella doth need
an accommodating gal to offer a lead
mien eyes did not purposely heed
nor any greed
at sea in one rocky faux shoal marriage
upon death emancipation prick lamb willy be freed
no malice this super tramping wordsmiths' creed
of inxs ac of dc charged cheap tricks breed
sans done dirty deed.
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this impersonator sometime bard of yore
admits his apology
if ye get taken totally abominable
like bar rammy aback
to proposition ye with carnal desires in store
n ideally match deeds ease with these words
towards strong desire to adore
naked lunch eating realm allows nosy noggin tub bore
together in close syncopation like couplet core
would gently encourage his newfound muse
to dip quill in iambic pentameter du jour
from a wordsmith who shies away
drinking pan-hand dulled pot or smoking booze.
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now with a zing
i step into digital xing
via summit da fall low wing
written jest 2 byte tongue in cheek
unsure if zee phone here will ring
or an unexpected gold plated invitation
in an effort to hear pleasant
discordant musical ka -- ching
for cherished pennies, dimes, nickle back
et cetera from heaven 2 bring.
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twiddling me fir n twenty black bird
shaped like a green thumb
as me schmart simian Semitic arse
gets comfortably numb
skull quaffing humongous amount of rum
downing oral roberts sesame street pudding
made of pureed plum
kept in mason jars made ba ma late mum
similar 2 jack sprat corner ring a tune diddle hum
my luck also glum
sharecropper farmer i iz frum
proof fun fizz facial stubble dum
floundering husband cherishes e'en a stale crumb
this har dabbler in words haint no bum
juiced n aging boomer - skool hard knocks alum.
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i can write excellent english my fair lady.
this veritable stranger (i.e. me, a regular un
led did zeppelin joe cur) lives just a regular joe
about a dozen miles west
of philadelphia, pennsylvania.
tis simple gifts from a gull that fate doth bring
t'will buoy my barnacle encrusted, creaky, sagging ship of state.
