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as cupid, i while riding shot on a hay rick
slung an arrow some
where o'er the rain
bow bit da tomb n us coal ish shun
alternate title = â˜â˜Can you make me... â˜â˜
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moost dune hot con
sid er me curt, nor vile
i make imitation
couture robert hall style
some feel envious
no matt ta dat i rile
aye only wanna pump
n go that x cum min ling mile
in my case about fiver so inches
of ear wreck tile
bone er fide flesh idle far 2 long -
so go ahead and dial
though i mot b x sir sizing
and re ply in a while.
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the fantasy 2 let my
take tree stroll
a reprieve from invisible
iron made din motley crue vice grip
twisting within
like alien writhing force
at psyche
that doth incessantly
tucker me inner lip.
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still, the doomsday wraith
4 this mortal male
rub hands with expectant glee
until time doth sail
at light speed
got ma human tail
with following fiction oye now reveal.
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THIS AIM LESS, GOOGLY EYED,
EARTH LINKED, ada sew swift
lee tailored HOTMAIL
YAHOO WANTS goes GAGA 4 LADY
n head in ONE DIRECT
SHUN feel LIVE
SO PLEASE excuse n RESCUE ME >>>
i shaw hoop u can help me
this vested gent tree
time will see.
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Escape from the maws o
this paw being a pauper.
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as light snow flakes dance across
fuzzy lunar beams, thus casting moon
shadows of absolute delight - at least
until morning has broken.
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now, an uncle sam with his bro
ben (who likes rice) pull o me off
beat writing i.e. harried style, whereby
this literate fellow enjoys bending,
deploying, experimenting, gripping,
illustrating karma (his) thru words.
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this tramp (epitomized in count
less burlesque chaplinesque pro duck
shins, ensian tales, oil paintings
some from the artistic hands of great
double dutch masters and others from
anonymous exquisite painters, et cetera)
remembers nothing of birth or childhood.
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my amorphous gauzy, hazy memories
solely comprise a fragmented collection
of miserable memories, which epitomize
livingsocial a hellacious hand to mouth
hard scrapple existence.
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past and now present existence seems
a worse fate than mega death threats.
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the overpowering urge to survive l'chaim
against the depredations of grim reaper
found the daily grind fending off real
and imagined threats.
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yours truly dug deep within his bony
strength to muster every last ounce
of strength he could muster.
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although cursed with a most nefarious
fate as a measly looking human varmint,
this grimy, grungy, rangy, et cetera loo
king being clung with all the might with
in his five foot ten inch or so tall and
one hundred and twenty five pound body.
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i tapped into survival skills and summoned
willpower to stay alive and bear this heavy
cross of dirty poor poverty.
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no matter a hard-core skeptic at heart,
this cynic plaintively called for divine
intervention called to help, this human
piece of flotsam and jetsam to cope
with living like a junk yard dog -
name o Jim Croce.
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in essence, this ignored and shunned
vagrant frequently raged against the
machine and found figurative and literal
lovely bones to pick with demons
tormented psyche.
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while traipsing along the boulevard of broken
dreams and lovely bones (when September
came), a torn well-worn shoe kicked couple of items.
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ne kickstarter comprised colorful jagged shard
that in a previous lifetime housed some cheap
fermented liquor.
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nothing but crud filled the remnant of what
looked like booze guzzling hounds favorite drink.
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this solitary sojourner never felt drawn to drown
out moi sorrows by turning to the bottle, cigarettes
nor drugs (a respect for thyself existed), an
automatic reflex grabbed this eye-catching drunk
hard’s lost memento and the wireless device.
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this other entity (as iterated) constituted a dullish
metallic uh object generated by ac/dc charges,
turned out to be a heavily damaged MOTORAZR phone.
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out of some foolish embarrassed instinct, I cradled
then rubbed this remnant once containing some
amber liquid of the hot shaped snoop doggy hot dogs.
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in mockery against the cosmic consciousness, my mouth
began jabbering away into the mobile phone.
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no sooner did these chafed, course and cracked fingers
slide across the unbroken surface of said bottle in tan
dem with parched lips uttering some plea, a crackle,
snap and pop delivered a lifelike goddess.
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the mp3 player issued syncopated beats indicative
per previous owner favorite play list tune on
former owner of this electronic contraption.
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vision and auditory music most definitely brought
a sobered judy e shall punch.
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I clapped these nearly
deaf ears and thence rubbed mein kempf gnarled
hands across myopic eyes.
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an iron maiden suddenly appeared in plain view,
which disbelief found me pretending to use said
cell phone speaking in matter of fact sotto voce voice.
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she (in a lilting, melodic and sing song tone) res
ponded with casualness as like a genie appears
(alladin like) everyday.
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general conversation ensued (albeit fraught with
a bit of apprehension and self consciousness)
before purpose of her presence became clear.
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immediate difficulty arose to think of even one wish
to abet grievous humiliation and immersion in misery
at the dog forsaken hour of 4 after midnight, yet
we did carrie on camp ping.
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rather than blurt out the immediate favorite offering
for untold riches, I surprised myself and communicated
a desire for female friendship.
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a gamesome gal who would surrender herself for cries
and whispers seemed important than any pile of wealth.
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awareness and self-actualization about utter decrepitude
appeared as immediate deterrent toward attaining a bona
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fide sincere relationship.
ordinary and reasonable ambition appeared as lofty goal.
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self absorbed in rambling, jangling and longing of
body, mind and heart, I quickly became oblivious
to imaged or real corporeal presence, who spurred
an outpouring from ostracized and unwanted vermin.
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eyes remained closed while loosening the tongue in
an effort to picture the escape from pernicious malady
and crushing blow of an abominable existence.
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lips shut tight also prevented the woebegone loss of
what appeared as some divine trickster who conjured
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such a muse out of thin air supply.
upon winding down this unrehearsed recitation,
a painstaking effort made to open eyelids very slowly.
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wanton soupy pleasure plus a side order of Lo (mein),
and behold when this nattering noodle manifestation
in the actual guise of a gorgeous gal stood still as statue,
and remained rapt with attention.
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provenance and providence found pleasure
in my prattle ling perambulator.
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a promise uttered to remain as my permanent lass
to many who considered this writer nothing but a
wretched pestilence of the earth, wind and fire.
those comedy of errors leered at this kingpin of words
punctuated anonymous life with angst riddled tragedy
suddenly took a most pleasant unexpected turn and
found that all’s well that ends well.
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my virgin innocence, naivete, and nonchalant to
my knocking cruise across the byways, country roads,
and superhighways of this awesome yet tangled World
Wide Web found me sequestered in seventh heaven.
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this frenzied, mad as a pottering ole hatter horny
Caucasian hue colored man, now found himself
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pleasantly ensconced with a sexually excited woman
who playfully grabbed, man-handled and pinned down
this artfully flirtatious fellow.
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thine force-fed (without but a feeble protest) feasts
of feverish foreplay found flaccid flesh to become
primed for penultimate probing in the primary
female plantation in the tropic of cancer.
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ot only did this merry widow and 2000th wife of
Windows 98 subject this gentle guy to pleasant
and uninterrupted interludes of genital orgiastic
ecstasy (devoid of prophylactics for greater
intensity of coital experiences), but each and
every countless caress upon thy body electric
politick, per said gorgeous gal begged to be fondled
ushering (from the chamber of pheromone secretes)
that longed for er from the little towering infernal
dante's inferno of erotic exploits (to be appeased)
dwelled in this over active imagination.
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from - scott matthews
please send an wxyz, rsvp
viz ably aka;
i.e. via; asap, fema, icbm,
osha, nato, spca, et cetera
2 create a intimate fable
and...your labial to enable
secrete space per alot ting
my erectile prick
with your privy lay be y'all 2 cable
by texting if willing, ready, eager and able.
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so..
fire off a brief bull a tin
2 get r roused n sexed
with my nearly atrophied
wuthering laughable height
size phallus can get flexed.
