8000
10…9…8…3..2..1… Vamoose
oft times motivations quits for
no money iz the pits without any
rich uncle (sam) in my orbitz 2
ease worse case than bing covered
head 2 toe with nits if...offered
residence among credo, ethos,
and holistic lifestyle - a mitts
fa this contemplative, furtive,
and intuitive chap lits
of luminous joie de vivre will
emanate like bland kits suddenly
resplendent with blinding
warp and whoop of bits.
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medium of spoken or written
word avast milieu this scrivener
doth assay the aim missive
constitutes avoiding living
in cardboard box or bidet
house zing debacle looms
approximately soffit teen
eaves from 2 day
if scant success, this atypical,
ideal and zeal lot might post
himself on eBay
or mebbe swooped up by
cannibal an turned into a
fillet which mish mashed
matt will resemble fifty
shades of gray.
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June thirtieth, two thou
sand seventeen indicates
when rental lease will
find our psyches fillet
so this buster brown (actually
caucasian) hoops to stave turning
fifty+ shades of gray weigh
past time of life to gather
rose buds – boot hay
touted as AARP candidate
my inner child doth inlay,
I approach outer limits per
twilight zone of this blue
jay youthful mwm - does
not buck, donnybrook and
neigh against mortality reckons,
a safe and secure domicile
important basic needs (codified
by Abraham Maslow) –
okay, this LVIII year young
chap haint expect tin tubby
be housed in courtly manor –
yet anxiety sans poverty will
play a cruel trick finding me
to jump off a bridge –
with pier sing quay. King Crim
son ready to bring cessation
of existence – when nada ray
of salvation pleasantly doth
sashay and bring relief b4
unwelcome ominous killer
fate inches closer incrementally
from today, this father of deux
darling near grown daughters
might fare better brexit ting
America high tailing dreams
to Uruguay.
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nary a snow ball chance in hell
this elder er will nab employ
ment since receiving social
security emotional disability
for countless years (viz anxiety,
obsessive compulsive disorder,
and prone to become emotionally
panicky and paralyzed in social
situations) relies on medications,
which palliative doth alleviate,
calm, and endow relief (from
debilitating, harrowing, and
lacerating quality of being alive.
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1. Clonozepam 0.5 MG Tablets;
(generic - Klonipin);
(1 tablet 3x daily).
2. Floxetine Hcl
40 MG CAPS;
(Generic - Prozac).
3. Prazosin 1 MG capsule -
1 capsule nightly.
4. Quetiapine Fumarate;
(generic - Seroquel) -
50 MG; (2 tablets 2x daily).
5. not a misprint –
a higher dosage,
this pop pops prior to bedtime.
Quetiapine Fumarate;
(Generic - Seroquel);
100 MG; (1 tablet at bedtime).
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hive heal espied in the cross hares
of excellent marksman - soon
tubby a cooked ra bit lack of
money will pit and/or put us
in a stance of bias, discrimination,
fugetaboutit, thus this body
and mind own true grit.
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seeking an affordable place
against the sands of time thy
self and spouse race
already envisioning an outlook
that doth harken to trace living
non social on bleak street - for
ever reaching for salvation like
Samuel Cooleridge Taylor, his
rime of the ancient mariner or
John Keats lovers for’ ever glazed
asper ode on a Grecian (formula) vase.
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mine status begs turing vibrant
from near electric blinding light
orchestra could inform this bloke
if any long term living
accommodations ever available,
or perhaps if no can do versus tae
kwon do might be privy to share
information about any eco-
friendly community to forestall
any unpleasant plight specifically
being pitched out with thee spouse
onto the bleak cobblestone streets
of the urban jungle, where right
iz determined by spittle and spite
and valuables must be clutched tight!
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FULL NAMES: Matthew Scott
Harris plus his wife abby robin
Harris; ADDRESS: 724 west
Railroad Avenue; bryn mawr;
Pennsylvania; 19010; Ages:
Matthew will be fifty-eight on
January thirteenth two thousand
and seventeen. Abby clocked her
fifty sixth year of birth this
previous july fourth -
SEX: heterosexual male
PHONE NUMBER: 610-667-1914
OCCUPATION: i receive social
security disability for re: max him mum,
long and fostered, during the
latter half of the fox and roach
pelted per pesky pointedly nine
teen hundreds (ever since my
conception in utero - likened to a
luke warm Caldwell), and the entire
century 21.STATE: protracted, anxiety
COUNTRY: United States
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A Bridge O’er Troubled Housing
Donnybrook BlightThe following
communiqué birthed courtesy mid
wife viz Google, when clarification
arose to corroborate presumed
definition of various words
domestic crisis appended with
subsequent broad literary brush strokes
for eyes of residential management,
who might help map our way onto
positive destiny – so don’t coon
sitter this gibberish pap, intent
to broadcast poetic plea per
parti-colored newsletter sew
we zipper up suitcases and snap
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chat a positive future conversation
sans long-term accommodation,
now pass thru the corporate cyber
net flitter for sought after assistance -
beef fore this a bleak outlook perishes
if unable to pry ice loose from frigid
aire personal home life travail now
tis time this ruse stirred, glommed,
and dashed off digital squawking
as mine trumpet ting missive re:gar
ding this youthful looking primate
deplorable basket case.
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ah...when as a decade’s younger
dude, donned diaper daddy daily
dapper duty dem whar da good
ole days, when chased by
prospective missus cluck (waving
iron skillet - sought 2 cap cha
this hen), now we happen 2b
down on our ill luck with barely
any money, our circumstances
appear stuck and...oh...how the
temptation doth tempted me
to hightail and truck.
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boot...where in tarnation (with
out any featherbed) would i go
once exiting the front door truth
be told, we ne'er got any monetary
windfall - thus living hand to
mouth quite a chore nyat, none,
n nada endowment from that rich
Uncle Sam – Asia last-ditch effort,
a manger horse stall might be our
abode n nay bore – unless weak n
pony up, git off the carousel, and
shimmy atop a Clydesdale to coax
fate with mucho moolah for this
Harris son to adore.
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Thee crisis of legal tender, thus
finds fingers flying across QWERTY
keyboard with message upon
Lenovo external screen i emboss
Typing SOS to communicate penni
lessness plight, which loess on par
with ma penury and dirt poor status -
where hide feign to be Moss Heart
reincarnated, though unsure if that
faux role would be a toss up,
and bring a happy good luck
penny-wise outcome sans place to live.
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asthma non-sequitur linkedin with jar
jar binks, we iz crammed asper in like
Bing bottled up in lower merion
fugetaboutit rent tis rather steep,
we chose this residence so youngest
darling thee 18 year old daughter,
(who subsequently decided to live
with mine sweeping damn the
torpedoes younger sister dwelling
in Bend, Oregon), while eldest
matriculating as sophomore at
The University of Pennsylvania.
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long story short - cuz unabridged
version would resort into infinite
space/time continuum beyond,
with silent sonic boom solace
from words echoing sounds of
silence viz this ethereal bulletin,
and would drive one to down a
quart of the strongest ale, gasoline,
stout or port.
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no time to watch Wallace and
Gromit, who claimed moon iz
made out of cheese, Or mice elf
to be cagy, nor monkey around
though with focused energy loosed
n doth bound this wordsmith, i.e.,
a zoological muggle self crowned
aspires to avail Avast goody bag
proffered this shout out for good
n plenti Samaritan - Indeed hoop
fully redound while corporeal of
mine essence earthbound - bar ring
a place for us tubby found before
lease at 724 west railroad avenue,
Bryn Mawr, Pennsylvania expires,
AND WILL NOT BE RENEWED
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Then I will be prone to live under
ground, or maybe share a doghouse
with a beagle, boxer bred gray hound,
which dome main recognizable
by a little mound while macabre
music set to the words of Ezra Pound
with slow crescendo to suspenseful
sound counterbalanced when relief
of amenable accommodations inducing
me to issue a mighty exhalation
of tension un wound.
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an average sized house to rent would
do the trick strong n sturdy habitat,
nah nothing exceptionally slick oh,
and spouse also hopes to acquire
social security quick no matter
the odds to locate an affordable
one or two bedroom square flat,
or even a moon unit shaped like
obelisk portrayed in 2001 A
Space Odyssey might be slim pick
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kin - all rhyme aside - finagling
words gives me a kickstarter,
I NEED/WANT A SAFE n
SECURE PLACE - where
methinks (a penniless po’
papa prophet) living quarters
can be icon class hick, and
freely type out this, that, or
another rhyming lick, whence
literary product analogously
strong as stone and/or brick.
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genuine appreciation...communication,
and elation will likely ascend
hash tagging thee as unsung fur
vent underdog hero on par with
opera staring voicing sotto voce
beneficence, invoking me to do
calisthenics backwar as if made
from papier-mache origami pli
able to bend wonders if this
electronic effort will ease
anxiety that doth expend, and
zap willpower ambition to
sustain optimism, and...well...
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ya could beak comb an instant
karma omg - spontaneous sought
after friend this amiable chap
recognizing salvation qua re:
as goddess or godsend to per
form property caretaker tasks
these strong hands lend mechanical
appliances, that requires attention to mend
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if necessary provide financial
compensation deep pend Mutual
(of Omaha – and th ghost of Carl
Perkins) agreeable contractual
obligation will render Vis a vis
zit heady costs to spend so peace
of body, mind n spirit, this husband
n wife can tend.
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since all gold plated suburban
grates unavailable they went
like hot cakes, nor premium
heavy metal city vent left, this
scrivener would hate 2b camped
in an uber tent which would frankly
zap pa my health n force measly
money on bare necessities to stay
safe strunk n white elements of
style, wood beg to be spent thus
this chap wonders if maintenance
tasks acceptable in lieu of skipping
part of thee rent admits to quality
as a mild mannered married civil gent
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though lacking an earned income
(social security disability panic
attacks in tandem with anxiety -
mitigated with pharmacological
medication). Daydream rich folks
galore could stage fund raising
event, which rally round the flag boys -
may invite juiced a dent aye dune
hot own even one red cent where
bad company doth tempt pest fugit,
who doth recapitulate and be clan
da stein amidst/ amongst village
people, when limbs numb n bent
turn attention to superman, max
well, batman, or....another dub
red bull land o' Lake Lachrymose agent.
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COMB H - E - L - P --- before
the stroke o' mid knight of 30 June
SPRING TWO THOUSAND
AND SEVENTEEN
WE GOT TO MOVE ASAP,
PER MINE KING DUMB COMB
AND HIS ROOKY of a mercurial QUEEN.
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Postscript: that tis the news from
lake woebegone gripped with an
undeniable and irrepressible under
tone, where this papa iz quick
with a double entendre and/or
pun sometimes even bring a guffaw
to thee momma - hun when either
one or more offspring bid fare thee
well when parenting done tis startling
to reconstitute such – figurative bun
in the oven (if guided with Plenti of
Joyous Hi5’s )progeny become
Linkedin Match less among anon
nee mus Crowd source sing, Groupon
Living social twittering chattering class.
