Say Cheese
Don't smile when you say it..
Cheese, more than a dietary staple.
You need cheese to pay your rent..
At the end of the month, you say dam that cheese
Was well spent..
LBJ had Vietnam
Nixon had Watergate
Reagan beat them all with a five pound cheese paperweight.
I hate to be foul, but too much cheese can stop up your bowels.
Ask Clarence Thomas, who needs to wipe his lip, he ate a plate full
Of queso dip. Just to get a date with a blind white woman.
Whose scales need to be recalibrated.
Clarence sits on the supreme bench constipated.
The Bougies are cheese eating connoisseurs.
They prefer their cheese on crackers, like that famous actor
Everything taste better sitting on a Ritz.
NAACP if the shoe fits.
Say Cheese, but don't smile when you say it..
Eating cheese to make cheese
On your knees, say please..
We all can't be Gs..
Some of us attend universities.
Fortune 500 employees.
Sitting on committees.
Driving sport utilities.
Living in gated communities.
Ignoring racial hostilities.
Can you be black without changing
The way you act.
Snack on that Monterey Jack
For the change that lines your pocket.
Say Cheese.
But don't smile when you say it..