Red sky in the morning,
Sailors take warning,
As I watch drops roll down my window,
And blow sideways whenever the winds blow,
Ladies and fellas don't be jealous,
'Cause folks got raincoats, goulashes, and umbrellas,
As the barometric pressure falls,
Like drawls dropped in bathrooms and dresser drawers,
Precipitation manifestation's inevitable,
Feeble attempts to thwart a tempest's liquid is questionable,
Canoes and pontoons are pointless in monsoons,
Even the biggest yachts get GOT in typhoons,
Various storms from squalls to a hurricane,
For 40 days and nights, even God can't stop the rain.