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Rhiyonce, was really bouncy
Like springs on a couch real comfy
I bumped gumz on hurr, down where I pumped burden
Mouth wide, gold frontz open, tongue tied, tatted, eyes froze, winter blue
Half clothed, back side disclosed, unopposed high definition jumbotron vision
Sown by chance, coming out Bar n’Grill’s Saturday dance
In trance, I pranced and twisted this tail, for a turn on leisure time
Looks of eyes, bloodshot, from all them free jello shotz…
No need to play Cosby, no intention to rob her pajamas of pudding
So I showed I cared, like Obama Health Care, acting in sure
Pure game came down hard like biblical rains before the fall
She offered a switch, that lead to breakfast, between 1st & 15th sweet n’low’z stacks
All about the caper and enhanced incentive, as she talked real confident
Exit stage left, was how we jet, out the way, like sunset…eventhough a son’s rising
Exchanging digits and thirst driven semantics and what, when and how…2b given
Rendevous most promising, like five hour employment interviews, I knew I had a job
So candlelight booty call was the scenario where I would get to hold Rhiyonce real close
Butt first, she twerked and offered a toast over some henny cut with a sweet kool-aid substance
I sipped obligingly thinking only that it must be some low grade Thott(ed) elixir, to break the ice!
Not giving up on the game of thrones I hoped to hone in on as Rhyionce was hood wit a tight whip that held thrust appeal
Small talking I asked what was cooking, she said, its a surprise, and to my surprise…..she proudly came out with a plate of corn……smelling all wrong…..like Dr’s office, you-ring, this bird had no sense, trying to set the mood by serving corn boiled in Corona!
Breaking hearts, I had to break out like a rash, with the runs, I ran fast……out the door, I’m allergic to THOT CORN!!!!
