cancel the single room
don't need a double bed
this ain't no honeymoon
call the wedding off
take the rings off
call the caterer
tell 'em keep the deposit
call the bakery
tell 'em cancel the layers
hang the dress up
take back the tux & tails
tell the Taylor, maybe later
tell the church don't
ring the bells
tell mama not to cry
tell daddy not to die
there will be no groom
there will be no bride
tell the limo driver
he's no longer hired
tell the best man
and the groomsman
the maid of honor
and the bridesmaids
let it all take it's course
because when it's all
said and done it will
only end in divorce