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Ass sass sin hated Character Sketch of...me.

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A written account (that incorporates
self directed hyperbole linkedin per)
this veritable stranger now appears before your screen. 
Soon after reading this message, the neighbors
might discern (and totally ignore based
on countless similar circumstances), 
a blood curdling series of (hyena-like)
croaking, faking, issuing leavening,
outrageous shrieking screams. No worry.
That would just be the mating call of the hairy
Harris mama july bear.
Ready! Set! Click.
A scary reflection greets me whenever
I summon up enough steely courage
to take a sneak peek into the mirror. 
Before the spider lines start to appear
across the shiny surface (and evoke semblance
to a whirled wide web), subsequent cracks
and fissures dissolve the glassy surface
these deux hazel colored, myopic bespectacled
eyes quickly absorb a most frightful
countenance and visage.That near legendary
and trademark feature of longish, wavy and brown
straggly hair seems to fill the entire view.
Hidden among that avant garde rhapsodic
bohemian, Cro-Magnon, Neolithic, non-every-
man style of un-styled locks (interspersed with
silver follicles indicative of acquired worry
per fighting off that garden variety prehistoric
creature) can be discerned a brutish, nasty
and short proto-human with a high forehead,
which allows, enables and provides more
skin surface to bang against the wall when frustrated.
My somewhat outsize ears (as inbreeding
took place with the mother of Dumbo),
and longish neck (I swear exists contrary
to popular myth, despite never seen by
living persons) support this egg shaped (fried,
poached or scrambled some might argue) head.
A mostly flat and hairless chest attests to
a regular regimen of light (self-concocted)
chest-pounding routine. 
Exercise (as well as meditation) a vital part
of my daily program to deal with the ordinary
stresses of primitive existence.
Coffee happens to be the sole vice,
which exotic brews provide that helpful jump-start.
I sometimes even chump on the cup
to keep these false teeth razor sharp.
Now to that locale known as the rump.
Although the unseen forces of biology
and genetics dealt me an itsy bitsy,
tiny tushy (which serves as the but
for fellow Apes to taunt and tease)
such anatomical feature offers little
truevalue as the worthiness of sexual prowess. 
This palm pilot sized gluteus Maximus
(probably smallest in the Galaxy) offers
at least one benefit. Ease to squeeze into
tight spaces without getting stuck.
This tiny tushy accompanied by a vestigial
and teeny-weensy Weiner schnitzel of
a phallus, which undersized a doodle
do bulges into an erectile state within
shooting distance of that coveted warm,
wet and wooly private world property
of each and every woman (even wizened
warty ones). A pair of skinny (flamingo like) legs
(covered in a adequate hair) now completes
this general character sketch.

Does this suffice? After attempting to envision some vague essential apparition or near facsimile of what barely passes muster as a Caucasian male, I wonder if you happen to be less or more favorably disposed toward some healthy interaction of body, mind and spirit.In addition to yourself, I wonder if you know if any local cave woman? Maybe merriment with a third or fourth ore and gutsy tan great ape as yourself would wanna pound their chests (ala Tarzan like) to utter ever increasing make grunting noises with me? Now if you would politely excuse me, I MUST scavenge for some berries, exotic tree bark or that stray small and wild game, or in a pinch roadkill will suffice.

Contact me via banging rocks together asap.

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