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SBF: good looking sexy sassy but strong sistha

looking for a real man somewhere between the age

of common sense and maturity must be through the diaper

stage well groomed eat without smacking yawn without

farting and stay up past 10: pm.

 

He should know what a job is and not be afraid to work

and a man who is not going to run from commitment who

can spell communication and knows what it means to be

honest 

 

A man who does not think that lying is a new fashion

designer for men’s clothing who does not have fleas and itches

to get out and play two or three times a week

 

Please apply using the box checked serious.

 

 

Reply

 

Dear Serious:

 

I am a SBM looking for a strong sistha that would be more

comfortable in her own dress rather than my pants who knows

how to let a man be a man and who does not come with drama

baggage or a diva-tude

 

Who can communicate but yet knows how to listen who does not

always feel she has to be right but will let a brother express himself  the way he feels necessary

 

She must be pass the giggle stage and has her neck rolling while talking under control who can dress for the occasion with out the slippers who

knows how to chew gum without popping it out loud and manage to be a lady

most of the evening with out telling someone off including myself and not try to use her food stamps at the restaurant to buy a pie to take home

 

Now if you can manage that I promise I am through the diaper stage and can stay up pass 10: pm and I have a job and I will try not to fart if

you don’t spit while talking!

 

Signed:  Ginuwine Brotha