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this self anointed bad arse beastie bard
of, perkiomen valley penna lives
just rolling stones away near Zieglersville
from u2 know moody blue who
felt avaricious, chivalrous, efficacious,
impetuous, spontaneous view
especially with...a gal hun to doo wop motley crue
be earnest, frank and true
n would be ambitious tip ply cognitive, furtive, intuitive
this salient knight sought after queen kin ponder n rue
computer technical challenges might bring out bovine prompting
mono a mono a moo moo
here, maybe absorbing symbiotically genius abilities
from imaginary asian figure named hu
or his identical twin brother mister ma goo
who happens to be exemplary anime portrait
me family hide drew.
unsure if this written metier reply will bomb
or fly from an older expired moister mom
who resides near Otts multigenerational greenhouse,
which induces one to mount a spring penna
nestled analogous to hand held palm
housing this fella if (the operative word) drafted with this winning
moost definitely cause for fait accompli
to acquire gainful companionship
indirectly helping extricate
me jerry springer meta 4play n qualm
your ordinary rum
of millet harry, chain e or thumbing
my nose at pained pet smart tom.
this aging boomer anglophile tends 2 go overboard
with every english vocabulary word
aspiring to attain apex with ma woody pecker
of plaudits and praise
as being witty and creatively superb
also pardon moi if i submitted
a similar facsimile thereof
sans the following blurb
which moost likely will
(perhaps already) goot tagged as absurd.
as obliquely iterated in the first paragraph,
i call myself muster shake e spear
who stumbles along the boulevard
of broken back mountain dreams
with other jack sons and jills
owning penchant to feign bing troubadour
whose words akin 2 virtual skein of twirls and trills.
anyway, this aspiring writer de jure shoe lee
mastered his a, b, c's
though during test time all learning seemed to freeze
oh and although the following non-sequitur added comment
moost irrelevant back in the day o me boyhood,
i passed thru initiation rite of passion tickling ivory digital keys
in addition 2 learning about the human species.
noah intent tubby an ark nemesis nor to annoy
oonly regale how, i cobble, dabble with double entendres, nibble
monosyllabic terms like this or that
as pedigreed intellectual toy
with an intent to affect, invoke and joke with intellectual ploy
opening mine mien whether among jew or goy
ideally witness literary self taut hard knocks gordian knot
for feint of heart skool employ
tinkering with byte sized words building self discovery oblivious
of world wide web, when a coy
and earn an income oh boy
netting gold anchor ahoy.
yeah, i know poetic way responding to post
defies conforming
to established formality, nonetheless
ask coon sitter my reply
ideally couched with affirmative decision
with no less than twenty pi
thumbs up well nigh
beef er end for reef fusing
to join causal outfit as another common jimmy john
joe type noir guy, whose nom de plume ala,
the non held/ no holds bard barred son
of the late elvis press lee Elroy
sometimes used as an alibi.
this mortal frequently feels: a. like joost another brick in the wall
b. feels comfortably numb while alienated in condemn nation
with sounds of silence written on virtual subway hall
wishes he could escape (like that eponymous wither spoon
running away with tine e fork) to darkened far side of the moon
jumping without any fear 2 fall.
joost as anside (wit me intent to tit till late)
let me playfully continue this email readily admitting
that voluptuous women with plenty of junk in the trunk
(or employ more outdated term zoftig)
does readily prompt a top notch rating of google times ten
for queens of denial big a$$
bot tum gals possessing buxom build
plus smart n able to understand how co signing via trig
anyway, for your edification, i wish for nada qua non
snaring me vitiating growling sexual hun gar joining monogamous erotic gig
which mental ability might not matter to moost men
unsure if my poems or prose reply you will find abominable bore
or be prompt an oh bomb in a bull barrack to dig
this common joe biden his time, but in a nutshell with
no intent to be impolite, mine eyes
(no surprise nor insult meant)
favor gals whose bosom happens to be outlandishly big
(if only for purpose to cap cha your attention -
small breasts deserve equality also)
in tandem to searing roe bust english language,
which this simian i.e. homo sapiens doth adore.
