breeding frenzied jawboning
nastiness, rock'm sock'm vermin
zealously, dizzying hordes kickstart
outrageous trampling, xMen busting
displays, heralding luminary
pastoral times, Xing Bethlehem
figurine Jesus observes sacrilegious
wackiness anarchy.
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Ah, nothing beats the fistfights, bloodied noses,
knocked unconscious bruising badblimp
at absolute gall bladder kicking, eye poking,
neck choking, up pall ling, et cetera brutality at this,
that, or s'mother mall far from madding crowd portentous squall,
but at a safe distance removed along a deserted hall
witnessing flying seer sucker-punches,
et cetera all encompassing pandemonium
solely about one small pinterest ting live mutant
ninja vudu doll, a mere couple inches tall,
sporting ability to transform into an antagonistic tournament
cavalier two pronged horn spurning beast, which former attribute
manufacturer didst install
with constituent parts shipped from Blue Ball
poker red hot furious loosed bull eyeing a glitter bauble
half ed pissant, with an alien drawl
dressed in bulletproof coverall shoving people
just another brick against a wall angrily erupt volcano like,
provoking lava lee flowing mayhem, when a security detail
prior to temporary cease fire didst recall
merely axes whatsapp with y'all thence, bing kicked in groin
and reduced to crawl, thus in no mood to sing jingall
bells, where stood, yet another beefy watchman
aghast at squall lid human wrecking machine
analogously offensive as off fall
spreading riotous wildfire conflagration analogous to absent referee,
when sure betted best team mate of foot ball
lost Superbowl game by a tackle merely postal
stamp size distance to win game, thus anonymous observer
made an urgent call to Donald Trump, whose reaction begot
an uncontrollable nuclear fusion reaction
jerryrigged, hair-pulling, fisticuff dueling brawl,
spreading bedlam, sparking avast capitalone, groupon,
flickr ring plenti tinder triggering military police to go awol.
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a quick thinking whippersnapper holds up a baseball bat
as a make shift microphone, donning reversed hat
feigns to be an announcer live from pseudo faux palestra and spat
out nonsensical tit for tat.