Hey dear,
Do you to date.
hello..?
take with a grain of salt, sand, or spoonful of sugar to help this meddlesome email be more palatable.tis me man, a sleepy, grumpy dopey bugs bunny. eh, what's up doc? er, snow white or variegated primary colors?
'though this Noah hank hair in
my phallus revved as a teensy testy engine
if ja serum eyes (aye surmise),
ah soft silky like female doeskin
ur right on the the.....but tin
4 I desire 2b with a bare naked lady
do win da Vladimir Horowitz keyboard spin
whence ma lil male member b cums sharp as a pin
ready 2 pricks yar plush cue shiner puss sin
sum down-home tongue lick
kin, tree "v" hen hard me stick 4 climb mat tick ascent 2 wins.
this ruff hewed doggerel spewing
muttering mongrel
within a Bryn Mawr canine
i.e. Canis familiaris cajun bard he doth dwell
and can do all sorts of tricks -
such as stand up on hind quarters 2 ring doorbell.
<----- whence thee complete reading this gobbledygook please submit a bone er or two -----> a horny n corny
I haint Noah wick kid witch
this gnome matt tick simian lassos
his nonestablishmentarian label 2 stitch
that advertisement surrounding
die hard players of quidditch
merely a political pitch
so far negligible 2 carve out a niche
thrusting my right thumb out
4 a virtual ride -
on baroque bareback mountain - 2 hitch
as accurately surmised,
I yam nada purveyor of Abercrombie n fitch
2 join hit her tit parade 4 this riot twos footing
prickly whirled wide web mired in a ditch
prey ate ted on technology,
which minor snafu can be a real .
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0NE HARD DAYS NIGHT 2 ATTAIN PERS0NA
GL0WING H0LE 2 SC0RE G0AL =
2B SEMEN A LEE AGILE
WITH0UT N E INTENT 2 INDUCE BILE
W0ULD B EVIDENT
IF A NUMBER I C0ULD DIAL
N CHAT WITH YE WITH0UT GUILE
HUMPING N DUMPING
CUM GUMMING 2LIPS
UP FROM MA PANTS A
L0NG DA 0RGASMIC green day MILE
H0E PING 4 FRIENDSHIP 0R RE: LAY
TI0N SHIP MINUS DA NILE
EVEN MAKE KIN ME SELF SERVICE
PER WHAT YE MAY C0NSIDER
kurt, 0FFAL 0R VILE
JUST MY 0FFBEAT SWIFTLY
TAIL L0RD HARRIED STYLE
T0 INTR0DUCE THIS CHAP
IN HIS PECULIAR
PAT0IS ACR0SS THE BINARY MILE
EXPERIMENTING WITH MAKING ERR0RS
N HITTING THE "G" SP0T
AFTER A WHILE
IF ABLE, EAGER, READY N WILLING
2 OFFER ME A jury free nada hung TRIAL.
I miss u
y = you
m = manifest
c = complimentary
a = anatomy
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did I write u once be4
cuz a gal with your bee u teen a lure
seems familiar
as does that face this
chimp pan zee doth adore.
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the previous n follow wing u might nada wish
noah mo'a nine o me offal gibberish
so...if a verse toward
this babbling beastie boy - tell me 2 go fish
or...craft yar own expletive
populated comment n dis hare
ole teller o rabbit tales will honor yore wish.
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recognition might immediately arise
as my swiftly tail lord harried stile flies
however pace ye scroll - of a disguise
to befriend a luv lee lass as thee - no lies
as some priceless prize.
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yup
me again - bone a fide doggone
muttering pet peeve -
equally pesky as a pup
borne small enough it's inside a teacup.
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:)although just a screen black or white
I can stare at or envision scantily clad
pic 4 ever
n let imagination create a pleasing sight
which introduction may not be politically right
butta that happens 2 be this errant knight
(oh, about five feet ten inches in height)
prefers 2 present himself
at expense of a digital growler byte.
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no question, most likely men can
not keep mouth closed like a Grecian frieze
whereby lower jaw n draws
drop 2 more knocked knees
when you stroll across
the boulevard of broken dreams
without rustling the leafless trees.
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anyway, thank ye very mooch at chew
far thee r one of the very few
who can provide access 2 an excellent igloo
ideally one with a loo
perhaps used by alexander hamilton
who (if still alive) would acknowledge
positive feedback from you.
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as appreciation, I will reapply
offering the moon - no lie
with a hoop ye b friend this guy.
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This paw paper hank curs the role of dub bull agent
ever since ma cerebellum goot bent
boot scalp pulled crenelation no major dent
which hop pinned to be due to a parallel series
an amp pear ohm charged event, this respondent out of the
gainful friendship loop, though a scholar of sorts and agent
With no intent
to drown you with wordiness meant.
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THUS...A GAINFUL FRIENDSHIP QUEST ™
pixar could nada pay enough
for this trainer of apple chomping antz
so I wonder if any chance whisker of friendship
thru this contrived virtual toy story
qua ratatouille poetic brew
could materialize in2 a likely chance
such an idea generates me
2 Shrek out with excitement and dance
just in case a glimmer of some prospect exists
4 this self-anointed bard
one who dislikes formality
now presents his good humor skills
Which I hope 2 enhance
hence this chap offers the poetic expression
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uncommon everywhere in France
so take a glance
to help this intuitive homo sapiens
sharp pen his mental acuity like a lance
which byte size bit torrent wordplay
might cause ye 2 soil your pants
after trying 2 interpret this ratatouille
mishmash as some rave and rants
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even go 6uck frum ur gull self
would buoy this yardbird
who flies separately from the flock
of seagulls sans positive stance
with a subtle intent as worth friend ding,
to sway without a cur
rant series electronic charge
and ideally, affect hypnotic trance
In an effort for consideration to advance.
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I betcha never read an intro duck tory reply
Like this iambic pentameter electronic wire
from a boyish-looking blood mug
gill father up in years
(whose nonpareil courage
2 face Voldemort never does tire)
and two luv lee teen girls
would consider him 2 sing ten or so miles
away from the choir,
or solo 4 me 2 hear this cd buyer
2 further game bits of yar self 2 acquire.
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from - a fee f tee eight years olde ocular
boyish chap dreaming excitedly for...mere
grandiose humping interludes with this King Leer
joyfully kindling love - to jeer
who lives ~ 24.56 miles west of phila., Penna. here
one of his all turn knitted darn well mud dear
address's = the threadbare.
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postscript numeral Uno:
juiced far a good laugh, would you care 2 become
my mail order bride
no joe king nor do I hide
please...take me away alive, broiled or freeze-dried
rarely doze this frigid aery guy hide
cuz formality this chipper chap doth newt like to abide.
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postscript numb burr deux:
I exclaim and try to make an aim
a wordy excellent powerful point to claim
period - odd lee - this questionable buoy
doth wanna comma into a dash hing dame
either who underscores bold face frame
antics that a prostitute 2 beg game
to blush x Bert as this married singular posse - lame
hormonal secretions parent hit lee tickle quatrain
whirled wide wet dreams - hence I rein
sss one cryptic screen name - ii iii iiii iiiii train
which u can transmit a hyphenated line via bing urbane
and the epitome of one (with clouds in her coffee, and ever so vain.
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Can We Meet Dear?
hello..??
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like an e spurt magician with a minuscule magic stick able to perform (prestidigitation clicking like a well-worn bookmarked page) my moost hard wand full toot re eating or trick, the following representative of the powers therein of said appurtenance.
I ran my agile, calloused, erect, gamesome, joyfully strong nimble fingers copiously yet slowly down and across your undulating chest until they landed upon the mounded circles of your breasts tipped with roseate buds each one a radiating, shimmering, tantalizing aureole. as applied gentle tactile good vibrations, you noticed my became immediately ramrod straight as a heterosexual soldier and stiff as one little woody pecker.
fingertips lightly massaged first one breast, then the other. this apparently felt VERY good (based on murmuring utterances), and attempted to arouse nipples to stand erect like two female eminent cadets. at our next rendezvous, I began rubbing your abdomen.
my hand worked its way down to your furry, sensitive area, I nonchalantly parted both outer and inner labia with one finger, and feeling wetness allowed fingers to remain in between, stroking vaginal intro coitus up to where that exquisitely sensitive and pleasant "g" supposedly lived. all these sensations were incredible.
thru non-verbal i.e. tactile interaction mutual of oh ma dog and puss appeasement attempted. first, we tried penile labial rubbing with me on top as well (equally satisfying), but in a different way! then we were ambitious and cavalier to experience actual penetration, with fingers and especially .
we went about lovemaking straddling our legs together. she lay down on my ripped chest! all the while our tulips merged that pressed petals together.
as we kissed, you rubbed up and down the full length of my hard smallish . once again we shuddered with pure animal delight, causing each to moan.
we noticed, though, that the act needed to be "consummated", and after laying still for a moment, we began rubbing and stroking again. my (just on the verge of ejaculation) quickly became as hard as before.
we continued rubbing while you took lengthening strokes against my vasocongested male member swaddling (like a tender infant), the distance from two furry balls to the tip of the . holy mother ***er, what sweet salutary sensations.one supreme stroke found that sought-after clitoris tripped across my and right at the vaginal entrance. you only stopped for a moment, to relish this good sensational vibration.
it felt good.
from - thespire ring
scrivener - ponders himself as Romeo with yeas his Juliet on a mid summers' night dream -- perchance - the fast approach afar off on the distant event horizon income tax day 2018.
at a hour like a very cold spring
but newt far long whence chariot of fire
in azure vault takes wing
as we both gently descended
from orgasmic zing.
text me lately whether the hours large or small per late at night
and i will reciprocate in kind, when dawn of day does light
dissolving dark shadows from lunar rays sans approaching eve o dawn
akin to a chariots' sans fire fight
etched by a trial burning bright.
can i call u2?
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postscript:
dark shadows from Queens Reich looms e'er closer
twixt cosmic Queen n Math Hew
scrimmage with Motley Crue
the Cutting Crew
grim reaper n Creed dance nada yet due
eventually, though me nada a beastie boy
nor a member of motley crue
thus fear not any fatal Kiss this Moody Blue
finds him scaling evanescent stairway 2 heaven awaiting u2,
where he can join with those Grateful Dead
whence, he will bid mortality adieu.