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Easter as interpreted by this atheist

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though avast percentage 

     of Stone Temple Pilots, she push peep pulls 

     viz vernacular speaking population

     to most pious take as gospel 

     every word in religious tomes 

     their collective soul asylum polestar, 

     and doth decree important doctrines 

     with especial accord

equal insignificance applied toward 

    Judeo-Christian holidays across the board

thus easter tis no exception to the golden rule, 

     where santa claus reached an a chord


follow auspicious signs alit in the night sky 

     shaped like a drinking gourd

perhaps amassing plentiful harvests 

     upon hamlets strewn 

     across scantily populated Earth

     asper cornucopia exhibited secret hoard

sharing  plentiful Horn
 
     (and Hard art learned lesson)
 
     to stave off barren ness, ignored

going forward seeding nascent 

     March Madness with help from Lord

     and Tailor as midwife hoot 

     tended Ville Nova moored

by Wildcat fanatics, who unbelievably  

     espied heavens cleft asunder 

     and golden rays poured

while collective spectators loudly screamed

     akin to the soundgarden of ferocious cats roared

witnessed history scored

earning players knighted with Excalibur sword

thence entire team handed 

     Taj Mahal shaped award,
 
which aforementionedhide lacks, cuz zit 

     happens tubby April Fool's joke

thus above iterated verses somehow 

     needs just a little bit of relevance to yoke


thine admitted ambivalent reaction to sports, 

     yea aye pay figurative toke

hen to Rabbinic, generic fanatic primal 

     tribal village people clan destine woke

 

and swinging focus of this poem 

     back toward Religious perp ported berth

when (sans antiquity) trumpet signaled 

     thus, any superstitions blew away dearth 
 

when distant shofar heard 

     in every home and hearth

anticipating arrival of the Easter Bunny,    

     who brings mirth
 

and hop poly distributes sweet treats, 
     which children as grown adults, 

     no matter necessity for teeth to be removed

     the sugary over indulgence wool worth 

     

today thee American Dental Association chastises candy 
     manufacturers bandying more weight

gaining deadly, debauched, and decadent, trait

then adultery verboten fruit to sate 

hash-tagged reprobate. 

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