(alternately titled: perp
hosting everclear discord)
jump'n jack flash ("hot for teacher")
halen from three doors down
tells me "go ask alice"
in chains about jane's addiction,
which haint no green day natural bliss,
but super tramp ping
cheap trick tripped up mendacity,
where motley crue crew
doth abba sol lute lee
get feted among
stone temple pilots,
overhead foo fighting,
droning, buzzing
b52's chauffeuring prince,
Queen Bee Latifah
(and their entourage),
thru aerospace - criss
crossing the boulevard
of broken dreams -
rem mem bring diss
dishabille jester,
who points a goldfinger,
and also nods a golden earring,
while keeping arms akimbo
holed at this crowded house,
in Orlando spurs dawn
ting idea to tie
a yellow ribbon round
the ole oak tree (with a pink bow
tie), while devo
shin hull lee gesture ring
feigned emo
shun null rescue toward
brother matthew scott
(turf riff hick guy),
he monitors fo'
the opening royal wedding,
as feted groomed
consanguinity linkedin
to mother Mary (i.e. thee Judeo -
Christian bartered bride)
all a day glow
majestically evoking,
an electric light orchestra
showering hall and oates domain hoe
varying kaleidoscope,
sans manifold dramatically,
viz scintillating from indigo
girls deep purple
raiment (strobe light effect)
court of king crimson
entrancing guests
with somber non joe
king poise zen awaiting know
wing lee on cue
to issue marching orders,
whence proclaimers
salutary formidable low
worrying church fathers regarding im mo'
mod dissed flagrantly
loosening mandate re: no
longer requiring chasuble
couture accouterment
imposing a breach pro
pushy hating king
crash test dummies
pleasing secular status quo
bull heavers delivers crisis
within liturgical credo
cleaving via row
ting stinging viz liturgical heart felt
iron maiden motorhead engine
aired 21 gun salute amidst
rose soundgarden mutiny
qua parochialism creates woe
begotten lachrymose kinks
on black sabbath sowing yo
yo wing confusion as
cream colored police chief
Hieronymus Bosh heads
to ground zero.