Sitting in a new barbershop on a Saturday
Don’t have an appointment but it won’t matter anyway
You don't want to get a fade from the Barber with the empty chair
There's a good reason why nobody is sitting there
A kid is getting complex graphics cut into the side of his head
Its going to be awhile, so I’m listening to what homeboy just said
Talking about the real NBA G.O.A.T. - Jordan or Lebron?
This conversation will never end and obviously he's dead wrong
Lebron is clearly the better player of the two
If King James had Phil Jackson AND Pippen imagine what he could do!
A mother arrives with appointments for three kids and they all want something cool
But they all getting the #1 guard and a line up because she's nobody's fool
Old school wants a Jeri curl and a fade?!?!
And Old school's daddy is getting a straight razor shave
The youngest barber is talking loud about his Friday at the club
Hustle Man is selling bootlegs from the trunk of his hooptie out front sitting on dubs
The 'good' barber has a half-eaten fried chicken leg in one hand
And his clippers in the other, understand?
There are only four barbers for 30 customers man!
And one is on break playing a game on Xbox
I wave over Hustle Man to buy a mixtape and some tube socks
I get a nod from the barber in chair #1 with a confident look in his eye
That means I'm next, so I put down their Jet magazine from 1995