Ha! That
catch phrase
(kid ding
lee writ)
hoop fully
goat yar attention
truth be told,
(no...no...
no...not by me
boat some
tee else
of course)
mine min
(yute) yen
for light
banter
i.e. badinage,
(this horny
toad juiced
ribbing...
frog git
about it), yea,
I know that punning
while keying
(NOT SAFE),
sometimes
dill lutes
ma serious
pickling
attempt ren
doors an
unsuspecting
reader
(bajillion times
out of
zero) pen
ultimately
probably
discourages,
an increased
virtual fanbase,
rectified
by the
following asinine
non-sequitur
(a come men
dib bull
double
entendre)
totally tubularly
barbed
with Freudian
slip age,
that ken
figuratively
grab immediate
interest
of hen
pecked
recipients
(with pock marks
to prove
such assertion)
might strongly
concur even
without being
aware how
psycho
analysis willy
thrust
significance
of phallus
in everyday affairs,
particularly
how peppy
(even
after applying
WD-40) can rust
and/or atrophy
as if cell bait,
hence thee
cree,
that inter
course a must
(as told by
this husband
in a sex
less marriage
as a result,
I might
join a convent)
as a lust
result, either
that or
go set me a
watch woman
as mistress
tubby
integrated
within
my private life
even if one
needs tubby
bussed
from the
outer limits
of the
sterling twilight
zona pellucida
ideally,
where love
of c**t tree and
priapism
maketh sea men
go bust!