I’m horny as a rhino.

Autumnal equinox 2022 -

Thursday, September 22
in Northern Hemisphere 9:03 PM

Eastern Daylight Time

Empyrean découpage citadel

betokens (bespeaks) autumnal arrival

nine oh three post meridian

chariot of fire emblazons telltale signature,

one humble human doth

bid summer and his squandered life adieu.

Already crisp cool mornings

sun kissed mine cheek

refreshing air wafts thru longish hair

trademark characteristic property

aging pencil neck geek

attends brief bathroom charge coffee

exotic brew jolted kidneys leak

urine not kidding water closet doth reek.

Especially third season upon us mortals

Montgomery county, Pennsylvania

said geographic real estate sloughs

(i.e. sheds) summer dog days

necessitating shuddered windows

disallowing natural aeration

to circulate thru unit B44<...

I’m horny as a rhino.

♋♋♋♋
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♋♋♋♋
♋♋♋
sex
♋♋♋
♋♋
♋♋♋
♋♋♋

I’m horny as a rhino.

yes...tis true.
this acute brute,
committed da
elementary foible
getting hooked in
July 1996. kin
dread lady made
noticeably pregnant
ordained tie dying
the figurative
gordian knot.
thus, twenty one
years a husband
(and father
to two young
adult aged
daughters)
still finds
a hankering
to choose
a more exotic
chic chick.

ah boot,
thy coveted 
favorite
underwear - 
     yes -
tis lane
Bryant
(foe gulls) cover 
&nbs...

Papa Prizes Prurient Pubescent Riot Glacis

Preface:
Adjust wanna zang
up ply yen
mull lil yang
see king wang
to wa er re:
ca jung thang
worm eye
woody slang
thing would ricochet

like a boom
er rang
arg unfair
cell a lube
bus see induces
penile pang
else phallus
further atrophies
and doth hang
like a limp
biscuit – dang
thus aye
wanna bang.

Papa Prizes
Prurient Pubescent
Riot Glacis

(alternately titled:
a pudendum
posse petty
filed trophy -
by hy phen
made declarative).

Appearance of
the New Courier
(with name
sake "Georgia Ives")
flew into
the courtroom

faster than
Bold face
WingDings.
After the
judge opened
waxed sealed
envelope stamped
with official
legal imprimatur

Classy Heady Peppy

A cinched , entered
fur gotten haven itching
journey kickstarting
lovemaking. 

My outstretched
quivered regarding sluice,
triggering ultimate
vaginal wonderland xing. 

Yearning zealousness
about bilabial copulation
drove excitement. 

Fricassee gourmet honied
inlaid juicy kitty licking
morsels nudged
orgasmic pulsations. 

Quest rocket ship
tipped undulation
vibrating within xing
yawning zephyr
aiding bushy
clump desire. 

Erotic frolicsome
game hypnotized
infinite jesting kisses. 

Libido muscled needle
(ordained phallus)
quickly radiating
sexual tendencies. 

Under valued wishes
x'd yawping zing
augmenting bulge. 

le doodle es
pied feline grimacing.
Hardened itty joker
kept livings...

Circa ~ January 2010: Bell Tower And Carillon -

Twittered Via

Chilled Wren
At Valley Forge,
Pennsylvania
 

Prior carte blanche

to confessing illicit

extra-marital affair

I embolden

tomb ache

elicit, and

baldly bare

faced laid

out some

of the sordid

details clear

embarrassed

at one escapade

in particular

constituting dear

peppy's questing

randy romping caper

necessitating

vigilance 'ere

a park ranger,

(or other

unsuspecting

winter weather way

Farer attired

in gear

adequately bundled

cold as

a witch's tit

seasoned trooper)

reluctantly

repeated here
 

Iam Buck King with Pent Tame Eater Re:

With Ma

Lil Nude Dill

one bilabial

fricative smacking

tongue thrusting

(lizard like)

indefatigable

prelapsarian

Garden of Eden

dwelling primate

doth pine with

two lipped treating zest

for Eve fun juiced

a tasty droplet, wrest

ting kitty

meowing Mz er loo,

sans verboten fruit

Yukon die vest

via jump starting

a hovering damn

electric kool

aid acid test

Hair and there,

a bare naked lady attired

in her

birthday suit, the sexiest
 

plump bosom roseate

sear suckered nipples

trickling milky nectar

when casting

shadowed umbra at rest

thirsting,

unleashing, vaunting,
 ...

aye miss the trials and tribulations of expectant fatherhood

no emotionally ecstatic experience compares 

   to the seminal instance 

   whence spermatozoa 

   (from profuse ejaculation) beget

the miraculous propensity 

   to procreate despite the steep odds 

   female fertility fosters potential impregnation 

   fusing the hereditary debt

of feral, fiery, fomenting friskiness 

   fueling fancy free footloose fornication 

   prior to seminal fertilization union 

   sans ova doth induce fret 

full ness in tandem with 

   diametrically opposed exultant sensations 

   (biologically, embryonically, microscopically, 

   et cetera) seismic shocks inject  

when deliberate i...

mice elf - bull less sing of dis papa

Can I ask you A Question …?

if a chicken and a half laid an in a day and a half, how long before we can share genitals?

call me crazy, gaze zee, lays see..., cuz i could stare at your very photogenic (albeit invisible) countenance all day (or mice elf Stuart Little as a poor substitute), all week, the entire month, this remaining year, at least one additional decade, boot no more than a century21!

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Looking for a best friend, or...a wurst (liver) re: enemy.

brief bio Matthew Scott Harris doth briefly sketch 

almost two win a half score years since me being:

Born January 13th, 1959

I shake my shaggy hirsute hair

in utter disbelief, when the ed arrow

begat thine conception,

when meal ate mum and octogenarian papa

begat their second offspring and only son, 

what now see...

to sire with love

to sire with love

though thine wife gladly 

     (and long time ago) 

     verily swept passed 

     her final child bearing year

this house broken husband 

     genuinely hankers to father 

     (yes sire re:to set sea men 

     "NOT FAKE," nor NONGMO 

     free and reduced)

     and longingly participate 

     in parenthood again

     donning baby proof couture wear

analogous (as aye imagine dragons 

   fire breathing worth tolerating), 

     those who fervently veer 

yearning to undergo 

     sex reassignment surgery (SRS) 

    &n...

circadian rhythm flux shoe waits

(alter knit lee titled: vita in oculis nudato)

goo goo gaga I wanna yell

cuz, synonymous with other wordsmiths, 

     or...well

whatever will eire'n burr, 

     a sought after creative 

     passionate pursuit aye tell
 
ye a boot me own aha...eureka insightful 

     revelation explaining 

     ma quotidian writing spell,

and phalanges skitter 

     across qwerty keyboard 

     at light in an attempt to quell

onslaught tidal wave crashing 

     upon me conscious state pell mell 

which tsunami flood spongy 

     heady gray matter with hell

over high tide heals assailing, 

&nb...