I Wait With Bated Breath...

November second two thousand twenty two...

abuzz with Autumnal thrum

Approximately six weeks since August sum
er re: lazy dog days witnessed lolling about

sipping tails, whose primary ingredient rum

pulled and sated esophageal tract nsync

with thirstily quaffing Slivovitz plum

wine to experience becoming comfortably numb

inebriate of air also suffused mine being

keeping yours truly mum

envious fauna simply exist

oblivious to earn an income.

Divine myriad biota amidst
heavenly Lily of the valley
(Convallaria majalis),
he didst imaginatively greet
Edenic heavenly terra
incognita immeasurably sweet

nature's ensemble proffering
Gaia's quintessential orchestration

resplendent sensational treat

natural splendour regaling,
this fellow wayfarer
happenstance gifted autochthonous peoples

espied proud specimens unob...

Eccentric kook's reasonable rhyme zigzags

Doggone poet laureate

wannabe his index finger wags

nonverbally naysaying those,

who doubt mine posthumous

fame and fortune, which snags

eternal renown within pantheon

of storied writers such foolhardiness nags

yours truly keeps bad company with hags

unemployed day after Halloween,

whose outsize egos deflate

analogous to activated airbags.

Apology in order implying

aforementioned slander of witches

despite abandoning (me) mummy for dead

subsequently necessitating zombies

of Sugar Hill rushing to ominous scene

doubled over while laughing in stitches

unwittingly jump/kick starting
slapstick spiel opening up

supporting improvisational pantomime niches

allowing, enabling, and providing opportunities

fostering the ability to ad lib:

abbreviation for Latin...

Youtube computer networking tutorials a dog send

Ideal to peruse the vast treasure trove

of lecture material
pertaining to aforementioned title
on the webbed wide world

especially gratifying to watch and listen

as various and sundry

noteworthy knowledgeable instructors

present material regarding
as topic yours truly

(Oh Henry) hankers to master

configuring networks and hosts

nsync with helpful visual aids linkedin with

purporting to master said concepts

easy as kindergartner to learn.

Young impressionable twittering

snapchatting reddit minds
analogous to sponge;
they absorb technical information

without experiencing intimidation,
which panicky reaction, I attest
impedes induces blackened

barbed pangs within mine breast

causing my heart to pound loudly
testing heart (violently wracking ribs)

Basking Robins And Droning Wasps

Late afternoon October 15th, 2022

a spring like day
witnessed nature in surround sound,
whereby reflection spurred
reminiscence about similar weather
a few years ago when...

Serious intent to read
latest issue of TIME magazine
found attention pleasantly distracted,
when I became keenly aware

of flora and fauna bursting,

blooming, buzzing, and twittering
oblivious to yours truly sitting stock still
in folding lawn chair
marveling at each budding
natural born architect and engineer

each respective constituent
living organism engrossed

delicate as deft potters crafting chinaware

observing good and
plenti hive nesting reverential species
trumpeting suave and donning debonair
 

without any pretentious fanfare

merely obedient to genetic coded wear,

exclusive domai...

Literate lettered latitudinarian

Presents the following slapdash
higglety-pigglety bupkis, whereby reader
experiences being mentally hogtied
perusing pseudo poetic perambulation

devoid of sense and sensibility
welcoming character assassination
concerning pride of yours truly,
who merely strung together
words sharing "arian"

as their last five letters
for no particular rhyme nor reason
quite aware that forced gobbledygook
underwrites storied reputation
of unnamed aspiring author
cramming nonsense linkedin

jibber-jabber hodgepodge fashion
deplorable basketed mumbo jumbo
giving pop slop a run for its' money.

Yours truly considers himself
(courtesy obsessive compulsive fixation
with alphabetization even when dreaming

counting sheep jumping

over figurative fence by first name)

drawn toward being abecedarian,

Rosh Hashshana 2022

No matter yours truly an atheist,

I consider myself fascinated with my ancestry
x cited regarding: upcoming
Jewish holiday fast approaching

by the bewitching hour which doth hold key
to Chamber Of Secrets to – me
analogous being Sorcerer's Apprentice
as you will read and see,
though impossible mission
to proffer extensive family tree.

Courtesy of Google, this grown man

linkedin with tribes of Zion

indulged curiosity of mine

proudly harkens, (particularly

as he doth accumulate orbitz around the sun)

from Semitic ancestral line

surrounded by Jewish community
(countless years ago,
when we called Penn Valley

our place of residence)

off a street that arches
(like Noah’s bow sprint)

and named Woodbine.

Yet, he knows virtually nothing
...

Rather than contact tech savvy Macbook Pro technician

Computer technology a dog send
boot also a source of woe,

cuz prohibitive costs charged by technicians

to troubleshoot Macbook Pro
just recently sought out

self teaching methodology

perhaps oddly enough

even tapping into pantomime lessons

(mastering "art of silence"

such as the estimable Marcel Marceau)

found yours truly accessing youtube videos

replaying tutorial(s) until I experience
cognitive understanding like ya know
geared for the common
government issued Jane or Joe,

whereby I would not need

to dish out plate fulls of dough

to help improve functionality of said laptop
subsequently kudos to crow
perhaps acquiring understanding
to acquire knowledge
and subsequently purchase a bungalow.

Rather than succumb

to frustration or angst and allay

premature ejacula...

Ott's (lots) chrysanthemums in bloom

pitch perfect today

September 14th, 2022.

861 Gravel Pike, Schwenksville,
Pennsylvania 19473

the ideal place

if/when ye dear reader

experience maddening rage

(against the machine)

causing ordinarily calm demeanor

to fuss and fume

perhaps as best man/woman

unbridled quibble between

newly minted bride or groom
(similar scenario between yours truly
and the thirty something gal he married)

both of us barely

able, eager, ready, and willing
to resolve conflict,
(short of getting a divorce),

where nuptial contention didst loom

now... courtesy cap donned with a plume,
and after more'n a quarter century

united in holy moly matrimony.

Highland Manor Apartments
affords quick jaunt

veritable exotic getaway
scant miles away

Schwenksville establish...

Dredging Up The Hate

Albumin and women out there
oust commander in egghead chief

get'm to scramble for his political life
lest he call open poach treason
our 21st century traitorous Benedict Arnold
 

breeding bloody red tide turncoats
ship of state doomed

submerging hook, line and sinker
verdigris coated jewels
twenty thousand leagues

under pollution choked sea

xenophobic yokemates one and all

verily arrogated life jackets,
no surprise snapped up Turtle Island

cut throat shellfishness
 

destine trumpeting clan

undermined democracy,
sans complex edifice

yanked doodled rendered

monstrously grotesque abomination

crooked pillar reed biden

goose stepping doomsday countdown
nod zee clue, asper
this sleepy generic Joe.
 

Distant gears grind machination...

President Elect Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - 2024

Circa...Approximately one month
following her thirty fifth birthday
October 13th, 2024

AOC became the first
female commander in chief,

and youngest person ever

to assume Oval Office
amidst landslide victory
among competing candidates
ousting current establishment incumbent,

elected to serve United States

despite being neophyte,
 

she received most
votes of any contender
since founding of Democracy
to assume modestly furnished
Capitol Hill - Washington
District of Columbia
 

most powerful post
within the United States

immediately electrifying North America

with her megawatt smile

crackling, snapping, and popping
with positivity, integrity, energy...

Deafening applause swept across nation
upon ascending dais prior to uttering one wo...