Jason Whit-C**K

CATEGORY

just different

I’m not an advocate of cats making pieces about celebrities, I truly think that is only for fingersnaps and hand claps, I truly think its corny, like an artist got horny with their own feelings and wanted audience members to *** their egos, but for one time, I’ll approve some cornball cause it needs to be said, JASON WHITLOCK, I always knew there was at least a few black men blowing on massa’s , but you make sucking look like the American pastime, even professional pornstars gotta sit back and say damn that’s amazing, I bet if we cut your fatopen you bleed cholesterol and type 2 diabetes, you look like you ate the actual peace treaty between the bloods and crips in nine deuce, yo head looks like the result of when a pack of oscar meyer hot dogs had sexual intercourse with a bowling ball, your balls, you probably ain’t seen them s since Ball State because you weight carries all the white men at Fox who have impregnated you, and yes it’s true that the buttons on your suit are like 50 year old rappers still trying to get signed to a deal, they holding on for dear life, lemme remind you of a few things partna, one, they don’t give a about you, two, *** fox news, three, you were a waste of good sperm, I’m not gone get disrespectful and go in on your mom and pops, but I bet at times she wish she woulda stopped and swallowed, cause what she pushed out is plush from the neck down but your cranial is hollow, and maybe that’s the result of being raised in sleepy hollow southern indiana where white sheets roam the streets in business suits, and they hire s just like you, to push their agenda and the bad thing about all this, is that we from the same state, and I know gangsta G’s in naptown from haughville to post road, I never thought that city would produce such an ugly ho who on the stroll for those of the caucasian persuasion, and speaking of lite bright and damn near white, you can keep Kidtoo, cause we ain't even *** with him back in the days of kid n play, cause play pulled all of the es, and this was in the office on house party snitching talkin bout stab called my mama a ho, so, fight like a man, cause the same man him and fat got on tv tryna name drop was the same man who took a knee for me and mutha***as who look just like you, cause no matter how in you think you are with them boys, the klan in blue only see black skin, and in their handbook, that’s a felony worth at least three to five year minimum sentence, or 40 shots to the gut, but you know what, it’s cool, we need s like you so we can weed out the simps and the suckas, fat fingered ain't touched a piece of in yo lifemutha***a, or maybe you have, cause you do sit next to colin cowherd on a daily, *** it, lemme propose a trade, the black delegation trades jason whitlock for lieutenant dan and forrest gump, cause even forrest beat a white boyat a black panther party, even forrest had a black best friend named bubba, even forrest respected the black woman who was working with his mother, and he sung in the choir at a black church, how the *** did a fictional white boy with a buzz cut like lurch have more soul than you, I’ll tell you, cause the knew who he was, but you somehow got lost heading to the boondocks, and now I’ve found uncle ruckus lost brother, but you ain’t a brother, you are simply covered in black skin with white alt right and I wish I could hold down ctrl+alt+right and reboot your ass, black man, stop the jivin and shuckin, stop the white boy suckin, cause when they cut you out that contract, you gone try to run back to black, but we gone tell you nah, we good over here, stay and play with ya krispy kreme, know what I mean...