Not by choice
this average
bonehead con
figured
Earthlinked
Bozo went
kicking, and
screaming
into refuse bin
naturally (no
questions asked,
nor guffaws
uttered)
with chin
clamped tight,
since
the missus
(by some
rare, min
ness school,
one in a
bajillion
chancy pin
in a hay
stack fluke
of circum
stance) sin
gull handed
dropped,
the entire set
of keys (YES) vin
heave
lee into
the morbid, horrid
and fetid
weeks old
garbage filled
dumpster,
this an absolute
zero - no win
ning situation,
roundly pitched
against a cosmic
malicious yin
hmm...,
a hunch shot
thru my mind,
that she,
whose first
name simply Abby
blithely,
casually,
and deliberately
tossed
the only set
of keys free
lee (for
sole access
to our apart
ment, plus
the singular
way to start
our car,
a 2009 Hyundai
Sonata
as if that
makes sum
difference),
and with her
sinister glee
fully, excitedly,
and coquettish lee,
plus maniacally,
preternaturally,
and snidely
wanted me
to sink deep
into the
junk yard
rabid dog gone,
maggot and rat
infested stinking
pit pre
venting no
more violent
fisticuff
altercations
getting re
tally lit tory
revenge e'er since
(I readily,
stoically,
and tacitly admit),
this blow
hard good
for nothing
husband
drunken deal
O meg odd,
Sigma Epsilon
former frat boy,
who weathered
volleyed un
spooled evil
epithet laced
expletives
both of us
suffering fools dell
lose hen
null, asper
this match
made in hell
yourr truly
inflicting (measure
for measure)
un intel
ledge gent
till hurtful heaping
glomming pell mell
more'n a death knell
feline
times nine
lifetimes of
misery hard sell
tum ma
crony's, a
worthless
corny soul
shucked aye tell
each of our base
grotesqueness
equally
receiving our
deserved respective
weltanschauung
headstrong
shouldering
keel well
ling kneecaps,
and toes
oven
angry papa
no match for
an absurd
albeit, one pet
smart mama bird,
twittering cruelly,
emasculating
my manhood,
curd dill ling, and
excoriating
thine ego, gird
ding mine
entire being
with accursed
damnation heard,
this side of
Schwenksville,
Pennsylvania,
sans her
blistering,
unswerving,
and weltering
wicked
wrathfulness,
yawping
fiendish zeal,
she malevolently
espoused
with every
scathing word.