something's slight in my account
thought I had a certain amount
too many hidden fees I've been
robbed someone help me please
it looked like a bank, talked like a
bank swilled like a bank I think it
was the banks hands in my pocket
don't blame me I read the fine print
like a book didn't say how much
the bank took looking foolish
talking to the teller telling her
how wrong she is like she's
the one taking my money
the bank teller laughed
at me as if it was funny
actually it wasn't amusing
at all they had to call
security by the time they came
like my money I was gone