went swimming in my crown
almost drowned the weight
on top of my head pulling me down
countless times had to gasp for air
felt like seaweed was pulling my hair
then fins appeared sharks were
circling couldn't breathe started
gurgling sounds of gargling
wasn't going out without a fight
had to have desert before goodnight
reached in my suit pulled out a knife
started swinging with all my might
left to right saw blood didn't know
what I sliced it was a hell of a swim
that night there's never been
anything quite like it since than
haven't seen a great white's