If I were mine
I’d love me so much
Whenever I’d glance in the mirror I’d gush
I’d compliment my body, mind, and clothes
Each wish and desire would never hear ‘no’
Caress my skin from head to toe
Then lustfully ravage my body, mind, and soul
Whenever, wherever, seven days a week
Whisper sweet nothings, listen intently and speak
Encourage and support me though both good and worse
Joke, bull$#!+, sing, and curse
Put me check when I start acting stupid
And tell you that still got it when you wonder where time went
But truth be told, I’m my own worse critic
When my ego escapes, I repeatedly hit it
Like a stray dog hoping his master wants to play
So full of hope and energy that it fails to obey
Once just a pup, now he’s old and abused
An Extinguished spark can no longer bark, lying around, sad and abused