if walls talked they would say
get over it
if stairs talk they would say
I'm sick of your ups and downs
if floors talk they would say
the more I hold you up the more
you walk on me
if chairs talk they would say
I'm tired of your a s s
if mirrors talk they would say
I've seen your face before
if stoves talk they would say
I am not a potholder
if doors talk they would say
how would you like it if I slam you
if lights talk they would say
sometimes I'm on sometimes I'm off
if God talk God would say
stop putting words in my mouth
if tree's talk they would say
we wave but they don't speak
if books talk they would say
don't make me read you
if reflections talk they would say
see you next time in the mirror
if light bulbs talk they would say
you have no idea
if hospitals talk they would say
I see sick people all the time
if a full house talk it would say
alright everybody out
if dogs talk they would say
hey I'm barking to you
if life talk it would say
I got you long as you live