In An Erotic Club Called Stash He Met Her
She First Approached Him With Drunken Aggression And With A Slurred Voice
Hey Handsome, I've Been Watching You From Over There, What's Your Name?
He Replied With A Lie And Said,"Tyrone"
Well Tyrone I'm Dashia, I'm Single, And I'm Here All Alone
They Continued With Smoldering Conversations
She Looked Down At His Left Hand A Noticed His Wedding Ring
In A Smart Tone She Asked, Where's Your Wife?
He Smiled And Said Don't Worry About That Plus She's Out On Some Business Trip Leaving Me In An Empty Home
He Stepped Back To Check Out Her Physic, Damn She's Fine
As She Swallows What Has To Be Her Last Glass Of Wine
She Pulls Him Close And Whispers In His Ear
Look I'm Drunk As Sh@t, Hor@y As Hell, And Need Some Good Di@k
Needless To Say They Ended Up At His House Smacking Bellies As Sex Fumes Filled The Air
The Next Day He Awaken To A Note On His Wife's Pillow
It Read: I Enjoyed Lastnight, Thank You For The Gifts, Watch Who Kiss, And In Future Beware Of Who You Let In You Home
Immediately He Began Looking For His Watch, His Wedding Ring, His Keys, His Wallet, And His Cell Phone
He Screamed Aloud Because Not Only These Items Are Missing, As The Same He Knows That His Marriage Is Now Gone
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