Zoom
Uh
Not for nothin...
Not again!
I miss, I miss those audio only conference calls
Trapped, trapped on this camera (camera)
Zoom
Zoom
I Gotta clean up my work space again
I’m such a slob... (slob)
Zoom
Who’s Zooming Who?
Zoom
Zoom!
Ever since COVID-19 began, meeting in person’s out (out)
WiFi’s so slow, my words don’t match my mouth <uh!>
Plus I’m starvin’
Why schedule meetings during lunch?
Mandatory cameras... y’all gonna see and hear me munch!
Celery, carrots, potato chips, sometimes I eat sloppy fast (fast)
My video’s blurry (why?)
Greasy hands on the glass! (Oh)
Instead of Sales tempo, I’d rather play Nintendo
Back when we dialed in, life was so simple! (Yep!)
Invasion of privacy, virtual coworkers in my crib... (Yep!)
My Boss got jokes, so sloppy, I need a bib!? (Yep!)
But revenge is sweet, peep the lesson she was taught
Caught her digging for gold on a screenshot! (Ha ha!)
Ooh zoom, I really, really hate to see!
They Think they camera’s off, Oh, But they on screen...
Digging for gold, and I can’t believe
That they nose, their nose.... still ain’t cleaneeeeeeeeenn, hooooooooo!!! Zoooooooooooooooooom!
I never understood, why we need to be on camera, proof that I’m awake? (Yawn)
Look, I need this job, we in a pandemic for heaven’s sake! (I’m Hip!)
My internet has restrictions
For audio, I gotta dial in! (damn)
My daughter’s on Google classroom, snack break’s at 10 (10)!
We don’t have 5G, so my bandwidth has limits (limits)
I can’t do all ‘dem cool backgrounds and other gimmicks
Y’all keep asking for comments, reactions, and other thangs....
But my neck hurts, staring at these computer screens
I ain’t paying attention, on Twitter posting memes (memes)
6 Zoom’s a day’s like a dozen bad dreams!
Zoom for work, school, church, community activations
We all burnt out, venting our frustrations!
Ooh zoom, is that your family and dog (dog yelps) behind you?
How many cats and kids you got? I got no clue?
What, in the world’s hanging up on your wall? (Is that’s velvet?)
looking at y’alls home offices, I’m in total awe!
Oh oh oh oh Zoom, Zoom...Zoom Zoom!!
We been on this Zoom for hours talking about something
But what have we all accomplished? Absolutely nothing!
This ain’t no idle time, got a bunch of texts and emails to send
300 people on this meeting, but you called on me again?
I wasn’t paying attention to your question, I must confess
But I’m a pro, so I’ll impress y’all with some BS!
‘Been utilizing Best Practices to generate incremental traffic’
Hit mute, then watch a movie with my favorite actress! (Netflix!)
Multi-tasking, online classes, guessing, testing, till we see the words ‘Congratulations, passes’
How do I know when a Zoom over? This is sad...
Red and blue thumbs ask ‘how was your experience, good or bad?’
I like, to fly far away from here!
Why these fools speak on mute, but we can’t hear?!
why, oh why can’t they just see?
Just press the freaking space bar, or click on the unmute keyyyyyyyyyyy... ho!
Iiiiiiiiiiiii-Zooomm!!!!!!
Who’s Zooming Who!
Zoom, zoom, zoom. Zoom
Iiiiiiiiii zooooooooommmmm.....