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ZOOM! After The Commodores and E-40's song

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Zoom

Uh

Not for nothin...

Not again!

I miss, I miss those audio only conference calls

Trapped, trapped on this camera (camera)

Zoom

Zoom

I Gotta clean up my work space again

I’m such a slob... (slob)

Zoom

Who’s Zooming Who?

Zoom

Zoom!

Ever since COVID-19 began, meeting in person’s out (out)

WiFi’s so slow, my words don’t match my mouth <uh!>

Plus I’m starvin’

Why schedule meetings during lunch?

Mandatory cameras... y’all gonna see and hear me munch!

Celery, carrots, potato chips, sometimes I eat sloppy fast (fast)

My video’s blurry (why?)

Greasy hands on the glass! (Oh)

Instead of Sales tempo, I’d rather play Nintendo

Back when we dialed in, life was so simple! (Yep!)

Invasion of privacy, virtual coworkers in my crib... (Yep!)

My Boss got jokes, so sloppy, I need a bib!? (Yep!)

But revenge is sweet, peep the lesson she was taught

Caught her digging for gold on a screenshot! (Ha ha!)

Ooh zoom, I really, really hate to see!

They Think they camera’s off, Oh, But they on screen...

Digging for gold, and I can’t believe

That they nose, their nose.... still ain’t cleaneeeeeeeeenn, hooooooooo!!! Zoooooooooooooooooom!

I never understood, why we need to be on camera, proof that I’m awake? (Yawn)

Look, I need this job, we in a pandemic for heaven’s sake! (I’m Hip!)

My internet has restrictions

For audio, I gotta dial in! (damn)

My daughter’s on Google classroom, snack break’s at 10 (10)!

We don’t have 5G, so my bandwidth has limits (limits)

I can’t do all ‘dem cool backgrounds and other gimmicks

Y’all keep asking for comments, reactions, and other thangs....

But my neck hurts, staring at these computer screens

I ain’t paying attention, on Twitter posting memes (memes)

6 Zoom’s a day’s like a dozen bad dreams!

Zoom for work, school, church, community activations

We all burnt out, venting our frustrations!

Ooh zoom, is that your family and dog (dog yelps) behind you?

How many cats and kids you got? I got no clue?

What, in the world’s hanging up on your wall? (Is that’s velvet?)

looking at y’alls home offices, I’m in total awe!

Oh oh oh oh Zoom, Zoom...Zoom Zoom!!

We been on this Zoom for hours talking about something

But what have we all accomplished? Absolutely nothing!

This ain’t no idle time, got a bunch of texts and emails to send

300 people on this meeting, but you called on me again?

I wasn’t paying attention to your question, I must confess

But I’m a pro, so I’ll impress y’all with some BS!

‘Been utilizing Best Practices to generate incremental traffic’

Hit mute, then watch a movie with my favorite actress! (Netflix!)

Multi-tasking, online classes, guessing, testing, till we see the words ‘Congratulations, passes’

How do I know when a Zoom over? This is sad...

Red and blue thumbs ask ‘how was your experience, good or bad?’

I like, to fly far away from here!

Why these fools speak on mute, but we can’t hear?!

why, oh why can’t they just see?

Just press the freaking space bar, or click on the unmute keyyyyyyyyyyy... ho!

Iiiiiiiiiiiii-Zooomm!!!!!!

Who’s Zooming Who!

Zoom, zoom, zoom. Zoom

Iiiiiiiiii zooooooooommmmm.....

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mlowe5 says:

Nice! Though you were muted, somehow, I heard you loud and clear. I............damn! Peace and Love, mlowe5.
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WarriorCarryingWater says:

Thanks Mlowe5!

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