I went from High Priest to proselyte
Angered at substantial slander of the acolyte
Yet none of us act alike
So I became a prophet for no profit
And now this prophet sighs
Every time this nerdy person prophesies
I'm no longer positioned to compromise
So every moment is what I MUST optimize
Because I KNOW we've all gotta die
So I PROMISED I
Would need to personify
And this 'Per Son If I'
Would need to be a prophesier
A literal syllable prophet sire
That drops hot comets
When I concoct the fire
And though at times I may have sat tired
Not everything expressed from my chest
Is hyperbolic or satire
Yet everything I commune is truth,
'Cause I'm not a fat liar
And though most foes exposed
Seek me out 'to handle'
This continuously
Ever growing grammatical vandal
They first need to deal with
Where the problem lies
And I apparently, quite transparently qualify
Because I REFUSE to be enthused by fools
And am far from being apathetic
Nor do I wear a docile guise
Like MANY supposedly tough & hostile guys
That try to proselytize
Pushing their beliefs which leaves grief indeed
And so 'I promised I'
WILL live my purpose
And make sure to never have forgotten WHY
I CHOSE to sever ANY tethers
To negative endeavors, 'cause we're Not alike
And though through tumultuous tribulation
I've been trodden by
I still speak up AGAINST those
Rotten and hostile eyes
Maniacal egomaniacs maneuvering
As they try to detour
Or circumvent this mega cynic
I've learned to better discern
How serpents squirm
And learned the formulaic patterns
When I studied metaphysics
Kind of like a terrific scientific mathematician
Sagacious magician
BUT, because I fight against draconian laws
I'm under suspicion
But speaking FACTS with tact
Has been my tradition
While simultaneously
Emerging as a third eye prying optician
But to a few I slew
I appeared as an apparition, whose ambition
Was to psychoanalyze everyones disposition
And so I chose THIS pivotal position
To be in opposition
And REACH MINDS
As a prosaically inclined aesthetician
Likely, kind of spritely a lyrical logician
That thinks, speaks and spews
In colorful hues with precision
And yet that is ONLY but a part of my heart
And its spiritual mission