Had to put them on game

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Funny story.... I stopped by Josh's Lounge on Friday to have a drink or two so I could relax away the bull from a long and stressful work week. I was people watching while I waited at the bar for my double shot of vodka mixed with pineapple juice. Two very young ladies who were undoubtedly on the prowl with their short skirts and crop topped tits, sauntered up to the bar beside me. They were discussing the gentlemen that were there and searching for prospects to make their night on the town an eventful one, if you know what I mean. One asked the other, " So describe to me your idea of a perfect man." The other chick chuckled and replied, " Oh girl! I like those tall, dark and handsome ones. The ones with broad shoulders, big arms, and a six pack so they can pick myup and lay me down on the bed. The guys that touch every inch of my body and lick me from head to toe! He has to have a Mandingo that makes me wanna run away when he pushes up deep inside my sweet spot. I want a man that I can still feel all up in my guts the next morning after we've ***ed." They giggled in that young naive girl way that was all too familiar to me. Our drinks delivered, one of them turned to me and asked what would my dream man be like. I smiled at her and her cluelessness as I answered her question. I said, " Well my type are the quiet ones. You know the ones that start off by slowly ***in my mind so good that just one conversation leaves me soaking wet. The ones that have a brain so big and bulging that it practically begs for me to dive in as deep as I can so that I'm able to make them bust on the most intimate level. I have to have a man that knows how to make my body shiver and shake without ever laying one of his sweetfingers on me. A man that's able to caress me from my head to my toes with his intellect and words. Oh girls! Those types will go so damn deep that I'm able to see the very essence of their soul. See, for me, lust and physical attraction alone is all but temporary, but when you find the one that can suck the soul out of your body and leave you breathless before he's ever laid eyes on your sweet spot...those are the keepers. And at my age those are the only ones worthy of my time, effort and orgasms. Believe me, it took me some long hard years full of heartbreaks and disappointments to figure this out so I'm trying to put y'all on game. So to you two beautiful young ladies I say, know your worth now and save yourself the bull" They stood there looking at me speechless as I smiled warmly at them again, grabbed my double shot of vodka mixed with pineapple juice and retreated to my spot in the corner to sip slowly on my cup of relaxation while I quietly people watch. I just hope like hell they heard me.