What is
A plenary indulgence
Is it a law
Or fee
Or even a protection for me
Well I'm afraid that they don't protect you
From the state
And the Church just wants to keep a record
Of you refusing to masturbate
(You're queer)
But if you want to argue law
Or rebel against them for fee
Or even come up with a Church
That works without them for free
Then we'll let your government know
And you can be against it
So you can live
In a heap of
And that's why we have a test
In the Catholic faith like charity
Because it's just a record
Of whom is a pederast
That we convict of needing more Church times
For the priests way pay as defense attorneys