I can tell rain from snow a donut from a bagel cabbage from lettuce collar greens from kale a emoji from an emotion cement from concrete seltzer from tonic jam from jelly a alligator from a crocodile a turtle from a tortoise a llama from a alpaca a shrimp from a prawn a crow from a raven a seal from a sea lion a lobster from a crayfish butter from margarine sparkling wine from champagne a mushroom from a toadstool a gorilla from a guerilla a cupcake from a muffin cornbread dressing from stuffing a frog from a toad a banana from a plantain a mouse from a rat a orange from a tangerine a biscuit from a cookie a mug from a cup a sh** from a dump sex from a f*** a pill from a tablet a hare from a rabbit steps from stairs weather from climate I can tell the world's f******up behind being blindsided by the head on collision caused by the mask of mass destruction