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À propos preponderant passion penning poems...

posited puzzling apt aperçu...

While pondering particular
theme to address
amidst tangled wide, whirled

webbed mental skein

today November third
two thousand twenty two,

unexpected Möbius strip
tease conundrum unforeseen,
yet as avid aspiring wordsmith
only now I became keen,

which unflagging vexillological,

theoretical, rhetorical, philosophical...

narratological, linguistical, judgmatical

historical, fantastical, didactical,
and bibliographical predicament

may not suddenly find me
flush with green
i.e. profuse legal tender,
but merely thought provoking

puzzlement addresses following quandary
stuck within gray matter of pate

impossible mission to differentiate

jagged fine line between
passion and obsession
case in point strong
affinity to write of late,...

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Hard knocks Methacton school alum

ofttimes finds ruining his fate

while squarely planted on me bum
nevertheless felt rightly triangulated

flashed mobbed by disheveled and unshaven,

foo fighting beastie boys

whereby their gray stubble encrusted

wayward synonymous days old crumb -

after getting wolfed (re: gang lions)

as delectable entitled treat

buttered fingers drubbing upon tabletop
analogous to playing a drum
oy vey, yours truly cannot believe
he ate the whole thing -
thus feeling bloated and glum

giving way (rather succumbing)

to Sir Isaac Newton's

first law of motion first law
a body at rest stays oh so ho hum

inclined to remain supine
and comfortably numb
able, eager, and ready (reddit)
to down tumblr full of rum
cogito argh go sum... my poor tum.

ALDI GIANT superm...

Among an unnamed female person known within mine black barbed ken

Analogous to black box
holding untold secrets,
(after deadly plane crash
no survivors except

a journeyman foreigner),

I share the following self
introspection with ye dear readers,

which purported hidden truths
might set me free and clear,

albeit laborious effort

to loose constituent amalgamated
compound elements unmined
tantamount to agony

riddling psyche effort to extract
thorny matters incumbent upon me

analogously synonymous with

Androcles and the lion
think Roman mythology
whoops (Greek: ?νδροκλ?ς,

alternatively spelled Androclus in Latin).

Oftimes methinks... whoami

spending scores of years
with frustrated sigh
hermetically sealing - waxed body electric
housing generic garden variety guy

as prepubescent severely, physical...

...Ideally Primed To Write...

Fallow wing
on figurative

awk kill
lees heal
of: "My
on call (Uncle)
Muse
Never Sleeps"-

which hoop fully
didst eat turn
nilly app peal
ache'n to
(tongue in cheek)
mucho yum zook
awesome guacamole
tasting real
lee out of this
world culinary steal
within the
confectioner
common weal.

Undoubtedly
every aspiring,
and/or
successful author
(from United
States, the You
Kay and/or
any other country)
doth gingerly woo
cerebral explosive
starry eye burst,

and strives
to hone on
nest lee
maximize zing
her/his writing,
yet keenly aware
unfettered near
pristine view,
when her/his
own das scribe
able true

lee most
opportune
critical (albeit
figurat...

100...99...98...off to the land of...

Wynken Blynken
and Nod???
(ah...oh methinks
this pissant
pooch woof lee
barked up
the wrong tree –
reed don my
mongrel friend)

This poetic
endeavor doth
not boast
nor brag
to take digs

on front page
headline grab
bing news,
nonetheless dag
nab bit

significant dys
function prevails
when bodily energy
does shutterfly
like a black flag

without rapid
eye movement,
this lix
spittle chap
feels like

an old hag
whereat every
friggin bone (er)
in this straggly,
mangy, and
creaky ship
of state

feels like jag
head shards
piercing
thine flesh

with pronounced jet lag
and reacts with
the slightest
provocation
like a
curmudgeonly

Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy Saga

(cuz ma life
iz such a drag...
this toke kin
“FAKE” hemp

pyre aye roll
out to you
dear reader).
 

As a double
ointed
mathematical abbot
and amateur chemist

specializing
in cannabinoids
my favorite
delta-9-tetra

hydrocannabinol
(THC),

isolated and
synthesized in 1964

weeding thru
bathroom rag

while athwart
the potty
i.e. measuring
adequate perforated

square roto
root er, sans

regular toilet t
issue paper

prior to
completing important

private
business matter

on the sacred
porcelain
chamber pot

Mary Jane made
a token appearance,

and boy she
looked smoke
kin hot

asking if I
wanna marry
(Jane) her attired

My Matty Mattel Talking Doll

While meditating

earlier today,

a flashback leapt

clear for

me to assay,

those ever

receding
 

early boy

hood daze,

now subsumed

within fifty,

plus nine

shades of gray

blissfully

innocent naivety,

(though

blessed) no way

would, aye

desire to

turn back

the hands of

father time

(hypothetically),

where

unstructured play

regularly with

older sister

(thirteen plus months

my senior)

predominantly

slicing, sliding,

and slipping
 

stockinged

feet skittering

across slippery

basement floor,...

Self Esteem Buoys This Rome'n LIX Spittle Beastie Boy

Whether virtual

or actual paths cross,

aye great thee ahoy

no fear

Mademoiselle or Monsieur,

thy harried style haint cloy

rather, when embarking

on introductory acquaintance

ship, aye employ

swiftly tailored indistinguishable,

asper this

wordsmith mebbe goy

or Jew, yet genealogically

thine Semitic lineage,

unknown descendants begat,

one generation after

stitched another thread,

whence warp and woof, sans dat

(moth eaten tattered wool worth

coat of arms), twas slim and/or fat

chance biologic dice throw

adumbrated me Matt,

a skinny, quirky,

and nerdy kid, who sat

alone during lunchtime

at school

pained, plagued,

and pronounced

Nostalgic Reminiscence Where'r Thee Be Maryann Sage

smitten with a

     forsaken long lost love 

     XXX plus years ago,

aye since didst roam'n

     o'er hill and dale 

     as one heart broken beau
 

twas being cow warring

     utter oxymoron, 

     whereby thy

     perfect match I do

frankly admit

     foolishly out sourcing 

     of (good NOT FAKE

     nor bad) grief emo
 

shun hull

     distress disgraceful, 

     which hide de lee recognize

     coveted prime mate,

     (who shared love

    &n...

Incorrigible Lottery Dreamer

(randomly drawn

years gone by

without gifted with

pipe dream pot of gold)

Paradise visage and eyes

a bulge with dollar signs

whetted imagination

PowerBall ticket bought

expected usual outcome

after next drawing

to yield monetary naught

temptation

for instant millions

human foible to reach

elusive pot of gold

streak of universal desire

potential riches

overtook rational self

delusions

of grandeur caught

aloud, enabled

and provided flirtation

illusory fate

to experience rich draught

envisioned emancipation

nondenominational penury

distant battle fought

attacking hard scra...