Never learnt to play cards, since ‘21
Taking a hit even though already @seventeen
Busted and tossed from thus gaming frame
Aboard life’s shuffle on cruise ships suite
Towards and ever expanding ah-Bridge’d crossing
My movements were to slide by rules of Uno
Even Solitaire became foreign amongst a family ‘affairs
Wavy was always deep waters to swim through trunks
Never knew what dog paddling could do upon throwing hands
Til I reached the other side breathing, still alive, to Go Fish
Sighs of relief as I begin again to try and backstroke across reneges
Life savers both float and sink, as I drink from both sides of Gin Rummy
All the fuss and fight to make one book, still failing to make bank
With all this junk in my Tunk, I just got to pass onto newer threads
These spreads were terrific atmosphere for poker, so I raised stakes
Only to find we aren’t evenly yoked, she held five cards to my three by Monty
Now I just spectate until my turn at Cribbage, returns clockwise in a high hand
Signaling 2b born again, at least 2b dealt another hand of Blackjack, again!
Happy 2b alive…..deal me in!