I was in a room full of suckers and I promised myself I would not let this happen. A single dad throwing a birthday party with an invite for all the kids in the neighborhood and there she was across the room in a sundress with high heels no less.
Time for daddy to play daddy, I bumped into a toddler or two making my way across the room only to watch my nemesis enter the room. Is baby momma a rude state of being, I did love her at one time and she could be the one linch pin in my plan. But there she was with her man which could be a save for me but she still had that bitter look on her face.
She was making her way over when the dj started playing "Back that a** up" so I guess they need to be reminded that its a party for children. I made my way to the backyard and I could see sundress slipping away, a brown mocha silhouette and my next conversation is with a DJ that cant tell the dj with no kid switch.
The odds were definitely not in my favor.