Black Friday only matters to those who have the means after eating turkey and all the fixings remember it pays to watch your surroundings walking to the car with the flat screen in the store pulling out the monies remember someone is always watching check the rearview to see if you beiny followed home this is a public service announcement this is not a test it's the real thing safety is a life matter no matter the color of life this is wholeheartedly half price sound advice