the tin man had no heart but body armor tough as steel the scarecrow had no brain but a body stuffed with hay the lion had no courage but if looks could kill Dorothy had a pair of red pumps and sure could click those heels the wizard was a fraud and today he is still Toto was a little dog and a witness to it all "the wizard was a fraud and today he is still" you can't sugar coat sh*t and call it chocolate candy