An image of the netherworld envisioned by a misanthrope

Earth Day April 22nd 2024

I lament bidding Gaia's creatures adieu,
an inner conflict dust brew
within this scribe, who offers ye to chew
(like sweet treats metaphorically) thee do
tee incumbent, when Doomsday clock
counts down minutes few
according Al Gore rhythm
unstoppably ticking,
when life gets turned to global goo
tenderized viz Doctor Zeus
if not Horton Hears Hoo

then most definitely The Lorax
(couching urgent morals underscored
by satellite photographs
showing melting ice caps or igloo,
which planetary sos, sans in extremis
requires joint effort of Gentile and Jew,
plus every other sectarian credo,
dogma, ethos...knew
clear family, and whatnot
to become linkedin with Linda Loo

yes, we moost not forget
Old McDonald's with his moo
moo there bovine creatures
agedly hobbling along, or new
lee born, cu...

Book cause I spend an inordinate amount of time reading...

out loud.

As a hypothetical argument
yours truly doth not aim
to be unfortunate recipient
of misguided, misjudged, and mislaid blame,
nevertheless I make dubious claim
and baldly recede (ha – hair ye, here ye)
from heady assertion

to make bold statement
such that literacy supersedes numeracy,
between said measurable

ambiguous, exiguous, and irriguous
confusing, perplexing, puzzling pillars
of cognitive, demonstrative, emotive,

facilitative, generative... intelligence,
hence not consonant

far from the madding crowd,
until the return of the native

and perchance ludicrous
to some above average dame,
who might be prone to exclaim

contrariwise, and squarely frame
mathematics more powerfully
(id est - greater than)
basically versus stringing words together
y...

Lapsed contra dancer rediscovers his happy place

I tip figurative hat to the late Cathy Robertson, longtime (lifetime) Thomas Paine Unitarian Church member, who unwittingly and quite casually made mention of contra dancing, which inopportunely, inextricably, and inaccurately linkedin to The Contras who were various United States backed and funded right-wing rebel groups that were active from 1979 to 1990 in opposition to the Marxist Sandinista Junta of National Reconstruction Government in Nicaragua, which had come to power in 1979 following the Nicaraguan Revolution.

After a hiatus of scores of years,
I in tandem with the missus
returned to a venue
March 14th, 2024
which Thursday night dances
currently held at Commodore
John Barry Arts and Cultural Center
6815 Emlen Street,
Philadelphia, PA 19119
that not only served
as palliative per bashfulness,
but even remedied
yours truly resigned himself living social
as a Norwegian ...

Food glorious food

Asia generic guy gastronomy (and how gourmet foods eat destructively clearly beyond any) excess enthusiasm, the necessity to feed and clothe this lean mean exercising machine gunning corporeal essence christened Matthew Scott Harris revels more so within the medium of writing prevarication.

Aspirations toward fame nor fortune less significant then the mere pleasure to concoct a visually savory appetizing epistle. Food for thought more so then to fill the void, where growling heard across the world wide web, thus, no anterior, interior, or ulterior motive asper begging for money underlies this exercise. yet...if perchance a voluntary choice arises to dole out a smidgen of legal tender a name and address linkedin to this faux popinjay person, who tries to convey decency, humility, levity...qualities that wield zest.

Connoisseur of ethnic cuisine

More so a culinary pipe dream versus being an actual way of life, tho...

Ever since I experienced being significantly monetarily sidelined...

(how about that topic for a change of pace?)

Yes back to getting walloped, decked
and clubbed courtesy cold hearted brute,
who casually, glad handedly, and royally
flushed out mine tailored pricey suit
wherein every pocket
once stashed, and lined with loot.

Ever since scamming imbroglio
(three weeks ago today -
July eleventh two thousand twenty three)
yours truly, a formerly
happy go lucky wordsmith
immune to the plethora
of devious shenanigans
courtesy predacious traitors
to the bywords of honesty and integrity
scamper away with laundered money.

Mine fantasy modus operandi to cope
regarding falling prey
to hoax gullible guy
to surrender crisp greenbacks
entrapment like a dope
no matter poet of Penn Valley
at the end of his figurative rope,
when fraudsters shill and scope
out crosshai...

Memorial Day May 29th, 2023

Enshrined for all posterity

mine benediction for reverence,
whereby conflict resolution
ameliorated courtesy peaceable solutions.

An adulation, concatenation, encapsulation,

gratification, introspection, et cetera
encompassing poignant episodes of mein kampf.
 

Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an unscrupulous seducer of women,

based upon a character

in The Impertinent Curious Man,

a story within a story

in Miguel de Cervantes'

1605 novel, Don Quixote.

Hard to fathom where yours truly

got (seedy – CD) drive and moxie,

after willingly assenting

to pledge sacred marital agreement

courtesy justice of the peace
and Magisterial District Judge:

Henry Schireson

925 Montgomery Avenue,

I re: egret forsaking gull friend where, heron eye twitter

Fictional account related
courtesy one pink flamingo.
 

Aves lusting for verboten tweet
reed lubricious sin after giving

Twiggy another peck on the cheek.
 

Whenever this birdman

alone with his thoughts

(as they metaphorically

worm their way to my nest

of quintessentially straggly,

and uncombed matted hair),

I doth twitter tomb

eye self unbeknownst that

a flock of seagulls fly

like an eagle twittering

morning mister magpie

while dipping and diving

on peregrine wings fluttering

at the speed of sound owls

watching without giving hoot

unless aware someone maliciously

poisoning pigeons in the park,

(one doubting thomas - leering)

perhaps a lunatic ranting and raven

whooping crane like, whooshing

An image of the netherworld envisioned by a misanthrope

Mein kampf fraught re:

emotionally/psychologically challenged

impossible mission to cope
compared to classmates, I felt like a dope

and entertained escapist fantasies,
whereby Miss Rainbow

(sixth grade student teacher),

though robbing the cat's cradle,

she would abscond with me,

a shy skinny little boy

and we would elope

to a make believe edenic world

of blessedness, harmony, peacefulness...

yanking me out from

self made subterranean

hermetically sealed vault
analogous to being locked into

Plato's allegory of the caves,

this ascetic at shadows didst grope

subsequently...lifelessly dangling

at the end of his figurative rope.

Deep within the bowels of the Earth
immensely distant from the sheltering sky
amidst a thick fog enveloped landscape
...

Cannabis sativa mini seedy saga

as a mathematical abbot
and amateur chemist
specializing in cannabinoids
my favorite delta-9-
tetrahydrocannabinol (THC),
isolated and synthesized in 1964
while weeding thru bath
room rag while athwart the potty
i.e. measuring adequate
perforated square sans
regular toilet tissue paper
prior to completing import
ant private business matter
on sacred porcelain chamber pot
mary jane made a token appearance,
and boy she looked smoke kin hot
asking if I wanna marry her attired
in drag at a joint where bong 
banged on by the hands of a
phenomenal drummer taut
as a hemp knot with music
in his blood while blowing  fractal rings –
holy scottthe immediate utterance
and rather creative bon mot
found me stock still like
stone wall Jackson who
unfortunately got shot
unwittingly by his ...