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Jack Rabbit Burglar

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A JACK RABBIT BURGLAR; 

 Walked in a JEWELRY STORE!!

Looking for CARROTS as 

He starts to EXPLORE!!

He was really DISAPPOINTED 

 when he saw they had none,

 got angry with the CLERK 

 and pulled out a GUN!!,

Pointed it to THE CLERK

SHOUTING: 'WHERE ARE YOUR 

CARROTS??'

The CLERK replied back, 

we don't have those CARROTS!!

The JACK RABBIT was FURIOUS 

 and FULL OF RAGE!!,

THE CLERK couldn't believe it 

and thought it was STAGED!!

CARROTS we don't have

But CARATS we do,

Refers the WEIGHT OF A DIAMOND 

You need to get a clue, 

So the JACK RABBIT 

 left and He was FLOORED,

He left the building

 and went to a GROCERY STORE 

This JACK RABBIT BURGLAR got

Caught STEALING CARROTS, 

If I'm LYIN, I'm DYIN!!

Just ask THOSE two FERRETS!!

I seen it with my own eyes, 

 and I'm not LYING,

PEOPLE think this is BOGUS, 

and are just not BUYING!!

IT WAS JACK RABBIT BURGLAR!!

in a BLACK MASK

 in DISGUISE!!

If You don't BELIEVE MY STORY, 

ask the OWL for

 HE is WISE!!

 

B.R.

Date: 04/1/2023

 

 

 

 

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mlowe5 says:

Cute! Thanks for the share. Peace and Love.

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