I just hit the top level of the hotel’s program rewards
Thought my life would change by using some of those points towards
The purchase of some gifts or a weekend getaway
Buy when I tried to book a suite for my next birthday
I couldn’t use the points I earned to book a fancy resort
Turns out, that I was still about several thousand points short
So I scrolled down the list of gifts that I don’t even need
Jewelry and clothing made of tweed
So I choose a birthday present and used my own money to book the resort
Now the balance shows $0 on my rewards points report